anniemeece
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML
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Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.
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Cad6 24
It was booby trapped.
Justforlolz 14
I guess you could say... That was... *sunglasses* A booby trap. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA- *shot*
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Finnick_fml 12
Ouch.. how did you manage to do that? o.O
Cad6 24
It was booby trapped.
Isabelana 5
I'm going to take a safe guess and say it probably didn't fit... lol
X_Codes 11
@1: What we need is a demonstration video both of the accident and of the proper way to put one on. The first half because watching someone punch themselves in the face because it's YouTube gold, the latter for the benefit of the OP, and the whole idea for the benefit of men everywhere. ;)
stevenJB 25
Wow how many times have I seen that same comment on this site before...?
Finnick_fml 12
@49, well, I'm actually curious... You think you'd un-clip your bra before you put it on... and full on punching yourself in the face seems pretty extreme. Buut, yeah, F OP's life..
WilkersonJesus 1
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xoconnie 8
skilllllzzzzzzzz
jackgoldstein 5
Pics or it didn't happen
PeachesnCream88 0
How do you do that?! :S
Matty1188 6
29 - mad props to you.
boofgall 16
I've accidentally smashed through my closet door while hopping to put pants on. Took the whole door off. That was fun!
Maht_fml 0
looooool
Justforlolz 14
Ahhhh, that wonderful moment when you post an absolutely shit comment in a vain attempt to be first, and yet you still fail. Try again.
Cad6 24
Cool story bra.
Michaelsgirl04 9
laughing out out out out out out loud?
buck33 14
Laughing over obnoxious owls on opium out loud. Hope this clears it up.
harof1c 0
Get a bigger bra?
Meowingtons500 18
60- Harsh.
Dracoboxer357 36
64- I have, and I don't recall her even once belittling or insulting anyone, something virtually everyone else, myself included, is guilty of. So yeah, harsh. :p
Cad6 24
Some threads appall me.
Meowingtons500 18
64- Leave the kid alone. She's what, fourteen? You're 17 and are calling her a dumb ass for no obvious reason. If I were you, I'd shut up now.
kitkat789 2
60-shut the f*** up ur the dumbass!
DocBastard 40
Why can't we all just get along? That being said, chel777 you need to go put your hand in a meat grinder. That's the best way I can think of to prevent you from posting more unnecessarily mean comments directed at children.
Isaac_The_Man 0
69- U thumbed up your comment for the number(;
Eiregal2 10
Never you mind love, you did nothing wrong! From where I am you made a perfectly Fine comment! Here, have a cookie! (gives cookie)
PeachesnCream88 0
Aha these threads r hilarious
melikesfml 11
Why is 32's comment thumbed down. It makes perfect sense. He's probably thinking that the girl was struggling to get it on because it was tight or something. Silly people.
eddeeezzyy 19
Want me to help you out there? ;)
DREWBERTMAN 2
I'll get the right boob, you get the left? I want in on this action...
eddeeezzyy 19
Sorry, but this a one-man job.
LegalyWhite 7
No bra?
melliemoo17 6
How???
Justforlolz 14
I guess you could say... That was... *sunglasses* A booby trap. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA- *shot*
samanthamordecai 9
This made my entire day. You, sir, are awesome.
Justforlolz 14
*ohstopityou.jpg*
zack11742 7
Although it is a sweet comment it has been previously posted so to both of you great comment
Justforlolz 14
The comment number is 11. It was one of the first comments up. Unless you're referring to it being a bad joke. There IS a reply to the first comment with the same joke but it's from a higher number, thus making it later.
DREWBERTMAN 2
Just... No... Please... Don't do that again...
parpora 0
I don't have this problem ... I prefer wear sporty underwear :p
WeMeetAgain 0
*bras
stevenJB 25
Bras are underwear. You wearing it under your clothes. Sigh
TheSmoothDude 10
What happens when you try to put a shirt on???
WeMeetAgain 0
That's how she broke her spine...
DREWBERTMAN 2
And neck
natashax21 5
Whoaa slow it down there. Baby steps. We'll start with just putting some underwear on first, k ;)?
TheSmoothDude 10
A bra is underwear.
mandadarling 10
Breast Fml Ever. :)
melliemoo17 6
^ I see what you did there
eddeeezzyy 19
I'm pretty sure everyone saw what she did there, 21 lol
fmlllqueenn 0
LOLOLOLOL
Awsumuzzie 12
I wish I could see more of this breast fml.