paradox
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kenleybunch
Greenville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
Sticky floor
🌶️ Spicy
Gross
Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML
Megz
Cedar Rapids, United States
Help yourself
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Anonymous
Waverly, United States
Think before you move
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Baltimore, United States
Suspicious activity
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
awkward O_o
Saint Paul, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Stinky
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
why me?
Huntington Park, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
SingleAndHomeless
🌶️ Spicy
You must be kidding me
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
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flushmeoutnow 0
then start having sex in your apartment and then you can quit bitching about it this is like a wake up call bro if your best friend has ****** in your apartment and you haven't, it's your god telling you to grow some balls and bring your girl home and **** like their is no tommorow
Mbpiratedude 0
I have the same problem... ehh.
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flushmeoutnow 0
then start having sex in your apartment and then you can quit bitching about it this is like a wake up call bro if your best friend has ****** in your apartment and you haven't, it's your god telling you to grow some balls and bring your girl home and **** like their is no tommorow
Darcon 8
Precisely, and if you cannot manage that, at least **** a doll and play an audio of a girl moaning in the background. Problem solved.
ThatGuyInClass 5
PREACH IT MAN
archviewmx 0
You must beeee the Duff...
Mbpiratedude 0
I have the same problem... ehh.
Eir_fml 1
I wouldn't let a friend of mine do that in my apartment unless he was my roommate or something and I couldn't really help it.
James_ 0
I have more sex than my friend in his appartment... in his bed. Make a big mess everytime
mindless_fml 0
Does he live there?
super_sooshi 0
So have sex in his apartment.
Water_fml 0
^ Unless you guys live in the same apartment...
dan81892 2
at least you're getting some...
Danielcremeans 0
You need to get laid more! LOL