Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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Hayllee 4
Unfortunately with Child Development in my school you're forced to take an abstinence class as well. I went through that, and learned that condoms actually weren't all that protective. Passing this off as a scare tactic more than anything, I then befriended a 16 year old who was pregnant. She used a condom. I know this comment is kind of unnecessary, but there's so many people saying you should have used a condom, assuming OP did not. YDI for having sex at 16, but FYL for being pregnant, because that still sucks.
FunnyCloud 4
People, please, get of your high horses. Until we have more infomation, we can not label OP as a ****/*****. She might have been raped. She might have had sex ONCE. For all those saying that sex at fifteen makes you a ****, I say, **** you. Not everyone believes in pre-marital sex. Also, some schools refuse to teach sex-ed properly, insisting that children should be taught to be abstinant, and that it's not the school's responsibility to teach them about condoms, etc. They think that telling kids 'Don't have sex' is enough. Also, the pill can have side effects, though not everyone expiriances them. Condoms are not 100% effective, and this baby could be part of the magical 6%.
mnm5671 0
anyone who gets pregnant in this day and age with all the contraceptives deserves it completely for being a dumbass
Yog_Sahaw 0
Stop having children, you *******! No pun intended.
txgrl101 0
Do not litsen to others calling you a **** or a *****. They need to understand that your parents may not have encouraged you to wait untill marriage to have sex. It is your choice if you want to abort, keep, or put this child up for adoption. Whatever you choose, be sure it is the right choice
CayceP 0
So many of you are so mean, which i find kind of pathetic. You are beating on someone who's already been hurt more than enough. OP: I'm sorry you had an unexpected pregnancy. I'm even more sorry there are so many people who find it necessary to call you names rather than offering help or advice. However you handle this, I'm sure things will get better and you'll have a great life. If you choose to keep the baby i hope and believe you will find great, nice people who will help you take care of it. Best of luck.
PFC_88 0
"being 16 and prego is kinda bad"? woooow i would go a bit beyond kinda. i would scedual a trip down the stares if my doughter came home and told me she was...or have a romantic wedding with the moon light reflecting off my shot gun/m16. shes a **** tarde. thats why if at that age u do do it use protection. as for the 14 yr old doing it thats just bad parenting. just saying on an average. ps i cant spell gramer nazis to the floor!!
levin1983 0
*****
magicstar 0
keep ya legs closed maybe that won't happen u could be on that show 16 and pregnant
cupcakeyumzz 0
they got this great new invention called the condom & ABSTINENCE!!! yyaayy!! =D