Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dopeboyfresh71
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Clara
Berlin, Germany
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Leah Magers
United States
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Anonymous
Paducah, United States
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
RaceCar
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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Comments (510)
Arschloch04 0
The only gift you got was from you? So... You got yourself pregnant? Is OP a hermaphrodite?
littlebirdy_55 0
ouch. lol.
SoDorable 0
well i know you are young but hey you know what happens when you have sex :p i cant say ydi or fyl cuz having a baby isnt a bad thing...it isnt a burden, even if you are 16. im happy for you OP. do whats right for you and your baby :) happy bday
Penguinman909 7
Use a condom!
Star18lk 0
I'm 16 & i'm still a virgin. What's wrong with girls these days? Girls are turning into ***** and guys can't keep it in their pants!
knelson19 0
I agree with Star18! 18 and waiting for marriage, here:).
partycrasher2013 0
Hey Girl, Keep your head up, don't let all these middle aged women (who are jealous that you at 15 could find a guy to have sex with and they cannot at 45) get you down. Don't get an abortion, that is the worst thing you could do. A baby at 16? It will be hard, but NOT impossible!! I wouldn't say you're a ****, because I don't know you..even if I did know you, I don't have the right to judge you. You will get through this, I promise. Good luck with everything!
jomtz86 0
dumbass
owensmomma 0
Hey, I am 16 with a 7 month old beautiful son . I got pregnant at 15 and not because I was a "****" as you people call it. The father of my son was also the person I lost my virginity to, & was the only person I had sex with. Because this girl got pregnant at a young age does not mean she is a **** . Please do not get an abortion it is wrong, having a baby so young is hard .. but you can do it. It is the greatest gift ever to be a mother. You people sicken me with your comments .. if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all. She is not a **** or a ***** because she had sex .. & if this is true then every person who had sex is a **** and a ***** . This can happen to anyone, and it just so happened to her. You guys obviously need something better to do with your life if your going to sit on your computer and rag on a 16 year old girl for getting pregnant ?. She has made a mistake obviously one that is going to change her life forever, but it will be a bigger mistake to "get rid" of this poor innocent baby before it even has a chance at life. Happy Birthday (: & good luck with everything, no matter what decision you make .
lolo_love5 0
Seriously, that's just sad. why in the hell were you having sex in the first place? and you need to get some friends instead of having sex. it's your own fault and it's really PATHETIC :)