Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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GawZ 0
that's what happens when bodies start slappin'
bowiesgirl9909 0
YDI and instead of forcing miscarriage or aborting like the other people suggested I hope you are mature enough to face your situation and have the baby.
thirdtesticle 0
this isn't an FML. this is real life shit. for the good of humanity and for you own life, please abort. don't turn a small mistake onto a huge mistake and yet another burden on society because some idiot tells you abortion is wrong. having a ****** up kid that we all have to pay for because your 16 and don't know shit about raising a productive member of society is way worse.
zee_loverz 0
omg, some comments are so stupid! just because you guys dont get some, right?! Good luck OP, I don't know your story but use (multiple if necessary) birth control. Go for abortion, even if some freakin Jesus messangers will say you'll go to hell, if they want to **** up their lives that's ok, dont let them **** up yours! happy birthday!
peachezthelette 22
Better think of something quickly child. im 19 and pregnant, but at least I knew what could happen if you have unprocted sex! Where's the daddy? Do yours know? options, options, options! Wish you the best of luck&there's reason you should even know what a penis looks like at 16. I didnt lose my virginity until a month after my 18th birthday. i knew a girl who got pregnant at 12 and had her baby at 13. Pfft..good luck!
Major_General 10
Congratulations!
Grand_Cookie 21
and that's why you shouldn't be a hoes bag, class. any questions?
SACKERLAND 6
This would be much better if you were a lesbian.
LenaNanos 0
HAHA
madseewhy 3
*****! have some ******* self respect