Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dopeboyfresh71
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Clara
Berlin, Germany
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Leah Magers
United States
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Anonymous
Paducah, United States
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
RaceCar
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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Comments (510)
Breanah01 0
hmm, I'd say wear a condom, otherwise get ready to be called a ****
Cbear626 0
You put a bad name on women....or teenagers.
ghettoredneck 0
And the moral of the story??? Sex is fun, babies aren't so much...
ManaUser 0
Technically that would be a gift from your boyfriend.
gremlin87 0
at least he didn't give her Herpes.
soulofadancer 0
probably because you are a little ***** ?
zenti 2
Well, there goes my hard earned money if you decide to keep it. When will you sex-crazed people realize that these actions have consequences?
PhillyFox 0
Is OP slutty? Not necessarily. Irresponsible? Probably. Sorry OP, but unless you were raped, you did this to yourself, bc or not.
il_bastardo 0
In the words of the great philosopher, Dave Chappelle,"wrap it up!"
brittanybrown07 0
awe think of this as a blessing! congradulations :)
the_hero_of_time 0
ever herd of condom