Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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thegooseisloose 0
op is a ******
Namenlos_fml 20
Maybe on Christmas you'll get a gift certificate for an abortion.... Problem solved.
Rokpics13 0
you're a *****...
AustrianChaos 3
To all stuck up puritans: Take the stick out of your collective ass. Just because she's having sex doesn't make her a *****; she may not even be stupid - contraceptives are never 100% sure, you know? ******* idiots.
varkey 7
She's having sex before she's 16 years old... I'm pretty sure that means she's doing something wrong. She is, in fact, stupid, because, as you said, contraceptives are never 100% sure, and 15-16 is not a mature enough age to have sex, unprotected, or protected (and the chance that it was unprotected sex is 99.99%, as contraceptives only fail around 0.001% of the time.) However, it doesn't make her a ***** because ****** are people who have sex for money. Still, you're the definitely ******* idiot here.
boatkicker 5
She took a pregnancy test on her birthday, and then complained that it ruined the day. I'd say that's pretty stupid.
dutchgirl1827 0
Scientifically abortion is not murder. And abortion is a really simple easy procedure, if u have 2 kids u clearly haven't been through it. Everyone has their opinion and out look on the abortion topic, and hopefully OP does what's right for her.
varkey 7
I'm pro-choice, but the statement "scientifically abortion is not murder" isn't in fact, always true... Third trimester abortions ARE often equivalent to murder, as the baby is usually viable at this age; for this reason, I don't support these. My brother was born after 27 weeks - super-premature, and yet he's totally fine now. And yet, people are having abortions after this age, when for all they know the baby could have popped out an hour later.
sikkar 0
You simply DI. That's what you get for being the neighborhood ****.
sculp91 0
that's so your fault
smurffette87 0
awww:-D I'm a teen mother as well I was 15...dnt let ppl discourage u because I'm a success story embrace this
pman590 8
you bloody **** u have ruined your life before your even a proper woman knocked up FYL
lalalalalalalaaa_fml 1
I don't understand why so many people are being so harsh! We all mistakes and the poor girl is so young. And to all those who are calling her '****' or '*****', you don't know that she either one of those things she may have just made a mistake. I know exactly how you feel, it so scary being so young and being faced with such a huge decision but things will work out in the end.
RedJester23 6
Judging by your username, I'm not surprised that you don't understand at all.