catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canton, United States
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Victoria, Canada
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
electronjames
Fredericksburg, United States
Check out Hank Pecker's Chadvice
Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Nicole557
United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
garfwebba
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Loner
Sounds wonderful
Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML
CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Top comments
noncomposmentis 6
Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
Savra_fml 17
That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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Comments (207)
kitkatknicknack 12
You got your cats ;)
benJ13_fml 5
Futur Susan Boyle ?
megotswag 0
Cats are awsome though!!
Lily_lops95 0
You go girl
hateevryone 15
you'll find your mate one day.
laurencheese 7
as long as it's consensual.
Capnstabaho 0
Happy annaversary
theworstthing 7
Is there going to be a ring?
RathTheFallen 0
Look on the brightside at least! Your feline companion(s) are loyal and love you! As I guy I can say cats are better than SOME men. Plus Cats are adorable and often funny! So cheer up and celebrate about your felines! XD
tristanleigh 4
I feel bad for you, could be worse. hah