Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Sounds wonderful
Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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noncomposmentis 6
Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
Savra_fml 17
That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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Comments (207)
DarkJediLove 19
It is ok to be a single cat lady as long as you dont cross the line to crazy cat lady and end up on hoarders!
perdix 31
I'd tell you to do the peanut butter trick, but with cats' sandpaper tongues, that couldn't be pleasant.
Ballin8864 4
You'll find someone, don't get upset over it. :)
Poser1337 5
FYL Yes, I am Sherlock. Yes, I couldn't come up with a witty comment. Yes, FYL.
ThecomingofTan 9
One year down, thirty more to go. Have fun.
imaa_hustler 0
Celebrate by getting a new kitten.
jibz 6
Boohoo I'm single so I'm gonna cry about it on the Internet.
jibz 6
Moderate me some more, please. While you're at it, you guys should keep letting in more sob stories of people complaining that they're single or fat. Everybody give a hand to the FML team. *slow clap*
micahsmommy 13
Just don't let the cat tie you to your house. One great thing about cats is that they are very self sufficient. Find a club or get a part time job to meet new people. I met my husband while working part time at a Walmart bakery for a summer so you never know. You're not a crazy cat lady unless you let the cats run your life.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Go all out and go buy another cat!
legresley85 1
Maybe she's divorced and she got custody of the cats. Don't worry OP just get back out there and meet people something will happen. Have faith in yourself that's the big thing.