catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canton, United States
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Victoria, Canada
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
electronjames
Fredericksburg, United States
Check out Hank Pecker's Chadvice
Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Nicole557
United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
garfwebba
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Loner
Sounds wonderful
Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML
CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Top comments
noncomposmentis 6
Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
Savra_fml 17
That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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Comments (207)
t_o_d_a_y 0
yo throw a party and register your gifts at jimmy choo!
cmars3 7
They aren't just going to come to you. You have to put yourself out there and make an effort. Have some confidence and you'll find someone :)
EnterSandman_fml 20
Often times cats are better than people. My cat never begs for money, lies to me, or gets pissed when I bring home a chick with loose morals. Sure, sometimes it has a hairball, but it never wants to go see Twilight like most women do after two or three dates. Relationships aren't all they're cracked up to be.
linnie_wesker 20
IMO it's not that terrible being single... I'm single by choice actually and have been for like two years. =/ I've had a few guys/girls ask me out but.. I just like being single. More time to play video games, haha.
notsaying12 2
well I think you should try to clean yourself up and start dating again, you don't want to be the crazy cat lady !
larrydoane101 0
Just because you have cats doesn't mean you shouldn't get out there and live your life. Everyday is a new start. So FYL for letting that be it. On the other hand if being a single cat lady makes you happy then more power to ya.
babyontheway1991 7
wow. if that upsets you, maybe you should spend time away from your cat and get out there and meet someone! If it doesn't bother you, then congratulations on your first step to becoming the crazy cat lady on the block!
sassimo 0
I bet your cats kid of love u
mrjamjama66 5
And maaaaany moooooooore
nerdsgetmehot 23
Some people are single for a lot longer than that. I wouldn't despair just because of one year of singledom. It's never too late to live life (unless you're dead, but you're not...So get out there)!