Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Sounds wonderful
Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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noncomposmentis 6
Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
Savra_fml 17
That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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DarkenedLies 9
Don't worry I am right there with you. We must fight the love! Go cat people!!
Bcfrmkc816 17
Sorry to hear that but I'm going on 5 years. Most of which I can't stand crowds loud noises and a few other things as well. Hope your life turns around for the better and you find a decent loving caring man. There's one out there for ya somewhere.
givemediamonds 7
I honestly don't see how this is bad at all
Sansa_fml 38
Time to enjoy the singles life? ;) Don't spend all your time feeling sorry for yourself while you can have fun instead.