Loner
Sounds wonderful
Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Green Bay, United States
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Username
United States
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Heartbroken cat owner
Suffer, puny human
Today, I've realized my cat only comes into my room to stare out the window for like two or three minutes before leaving. I have insomnia, so I wouldn't mind having him nearby, but this is unfortunately the only time he wants nothing to do with me. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Chat
Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML
Sorry kitty
Sorry little buddy
Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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RichardPencil 32
How do you pull that off? You can always go to a grocery store and see people, and maybe even get a cashier to ask you, "Paper or plastic?"
poeserpursche 11
Sounds like a win to me... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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RichardPencil 32
How do you pull that off? You can always go to a grocery store and see people, and maybe even get a cashier to ask you, "Paper or plastic?"
poeserpursche 11
Sounds like a win to me... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
tamay 6
ye ok we understand your life sucks