Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, after crying after remembering how horribly wrong it went, 10 years ago, with the only person I was ever able to trust enough to let them get close to me, and how no amount of therapy seems to help me, I read an FML about how nobody wants to date a 30 year-old who has never dated. I'm 29 and might as well give up. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I’ve been single for 6 and a half years. It was fun for a while, but now it’s just sad. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML
Today, I've come to terms that I'm only living to work. I'm going to be 25, no friends, never had any experience with women. Been trying all year to meet someone, hasn't worked out at all. Dead end job, school did nothing for me. I literally just exist to work, and have no happy memories at all. I give up. FML
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
Today, my daughter told me she “doesn’t ever see herself getting in a relationship” and “dating just isn’t for her.” She’s 30 and has never been with anyone. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
With that kind of attitude, it could be.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Far be it from me to understand love, but people think it exists and that you can fall in love at any time. Just remember the two important rules: no means no, and don't be a creep.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
With that kind of attitude, it could be.
GoogieWithers 25
There are no rules to say when to have sex. Work on your self including confidence, you may be surprised.
Brightside86 31
You might be surprised, people in their 30s tend to have fewer hang-ups regarding sex than those in their Teens/Twenties.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Far be it from me to understand love, but people think it exists and that you can fall in love at any time. Just remember the two important rules: no means no, and don't be a creep.
Wadlaen 24
To consolidate you, I can tell you that I'm 35, I so far in my life I've had one girlfriend and I've never had sex, so you are still able to do it better! As long as you believe in yourself!
evelsteve 5
To all the comments insisting he's a 'creep.' How do you know this???