catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canton, United States
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Victoria, Canada
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
electronjames
Fredericksburg, United States
Check out Hank Pecker's Chadvice
Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Nicole557
United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
garfwebba
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Loner
Sounds wonderful
Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML
CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Top comments
noncomposmentis 6
Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
Savra_fml 17
That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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Comments (207)
DirtyvonZoe32 10
isn't there a Taylor Swit song for this?
Mkbitch 2
I'm assuming you don't have kids. What's stopping you from dating cat lady?
vaginabloood 5
lol happy anniversary!
eatsleepjb 8
Pleasant name! xD
MsMeiriona 2
Cat ladies are awesome, so long as they know the limit to how many cats will share them. I have three, and adding another would probably cause civil war.
thabeast2012 0
Haha u mean fat-lady lol just joking around
bri5083 9
Said the person with the plate of food on his profile picture?(:
ryanbeast 7
Has anyone seen hat eharmony video of that woman who started crying about loving cats?
Dovahkiin_ 2
Gratz! Cats are awesome!
bacon_ftw 5
You should get a dog to commemorate.
clutz123 5
all you need is love... and a cat
BluuGirl 4
I have 2 cats and I love them very much, they're so much easier to take care of than kids.