Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Sounds wonderful
Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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noncomposmentis 6
Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
Savra_fml 17
That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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Comments (207)
at1325 0
Right there with u, well I've only got seven months in, but yea we're gonna be in the same boat for a while.
yuri63f6 7
Maybe its the cats...
Geneside 8
Dw op. Me and my cat is going on 12 years. So i think i win on the pathetic scale
stevenmx86 8
How does OP not deserve this? Hey OP, mates aren't just going to magically come to your door. You actually have to try..
arbogas 5
you know, alot of people go without relationships for years, so being alone for a change isnt so bad. so YDI you ****!
trentalophogus 5
And how is complaining about it and having a pity party on Fml going to solve the problem?
iheartsnape96 4
i actually want to be a cat lady! oh what a fun future i have ahead:')
firemedic919 0
to # 6 are you that big of a dumbass and for the post suck it up move on with yourself and be something
closet4 3
I feel your pain honey. My relationship ended exactley one year ago too. The only love I receive is from my two kittens and my parents. Sometimes.
SEMPERFIMarines6 1
ill be ur bf and how do u add a pic on here