Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Top comments
RecklessJellyBea 7
Add more paint. Make it say "Scop Killam." Much less threatening.
Tuesdaythe10th 11
what a penis
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Comments (172)
Maschinerie_fml 0
Hahaha fyl
baseballfreak1 0
spray paint over it if ur that worried you wil have to get a new paint job anyway
taytaybirdy 5
That is just plain stupid. Some people really need to learn some manners.
catfishman5 0
yes it will come off, just use some WD-40, also it won't harm the original paint, I tried this before and it worked.
roxiesugarsizzle 0
use a pressure washer, might do the trick. obviously don't use full pressure when using it.
sheethapins 13
Damn, that does suck. FYL.
sematariux 7
he thinks flash is new leave em alone lol
annonomusCG 0
...Where's the FML. GOOGLE IT GENIUS.
mhnilo88 0
paint over it
diehard430 0
or you can just do it the easy way. take it out.. in actually a graffiti artist and you dont have to paint over it lol.. a cop wont give a ****. just clean it your self lazy ass