Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked, and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed, but out of business. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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Top comments
smdrager 0
That was an amazingly clever hint. Kudos to your BF.
ohgeez 0
At least he's hinting at it instead of making a gross face and screaming next time your panties come off. He'll show his appreciation.
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Comments (78)
smdrager 0
That was an amazingly clever hint. Kudos to your BF.
Beavers18 6
must not like to eat furburgers
graham11 14
Subtle..
Spyingcheeseman 8
I love you
davidtheday 0
Shave/wax it, save your bf $$ on toothpicks.
desimonster 0
very clever. I lol'd
Dude_fml 0
That's actually funny, if you would have thought of it as a joke.
lazorzpewpew 0
Very considerate of him :D
ohgeez 0
At least he's hinting at it instead of making a gross face and screaming next time your panties come off. He'll show his appreciation.
LaFlavex 0
only $32?! where do you live?!
ydi_ruuc 0
Washington
cocainewhore 30
Only $32? That's quite a lot for a bikini wax. It costs me £15 round here, at the more expensive places.
Jaywin 3
Your BF is very clever and #10 made me lol
Okeenow 0
Nothing wrong with a little scruff on the muff
what_the_fail 0
Fail ^
mxij 13
Yeah, but when it starts to look like an angry badger, you might consider waxing
runmymouth 0
is there a reason that so many of these comments are all "DO WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKES!" If you want the wax, get it. If not, HE can suck it up.
misseva1012 3
You should take into consideration what he likes. He's the one with his face down there. Not you.
Timmip12 9
Lol he can SUCK it up... Was the pun intended?
thatonetribute 31
Yes, 110. But guess what? It's my body. It's not made for pleasing men. I do what I want with it.
rate_fml 0
haha, I second #17.