Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Top comments
RecklessJellyBea 7
Add more paint. Make it say "Scop Killam." Much less threatening.
Tuesdaythe10th 11
what a penis
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Comments (172)
diehard430 0
just clean it off dude who cares lol. dont be a lazy ass and spend 300$ to paint over it
iwishicould 7
well, it's vandalism call the cops and explain.
koalaking009 3
Don't trust the police, no justice, no peace.
porkokorko 2
well maybe if you stopped killing cops... jk FYI :)
lasttoknow 4
i was gana say the same thing
NBS93 0
They don't even have decency to use proper spelling. ********, indeed.
krez 20
Don't speed or drunk drive (or break any other laws) and there is no problem, you can't be arrested for having stupid things written on your car.
lowshadows 21
Yea that cars not going anywhere soon ha ha ha!
TXjuggalo972 6
at least he doesn't worship his artists
kRispiLips 0
Ha!