Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it's shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Top comments
Offensive_fml 4
Ex-boyfriend? what the hell? You deserve better.
herrobear 0
That's enough of these confessing feelings to someone who barely knows you. Enough. In order to avoid this FML, instead of recording a song, buying a whole bunch of flowers candies and stuffed animals, driving across the country, renting billboard space, sticky noting cars, or doing anything of the such, go up to the girl and say, "hey, I've thought you were cute for a while now and I was wondering if I could maybe get your number." If she says no, move on.
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Comments (164)
Offensive_fml 4
Ex-boyfriend? what the hell? You deserve better.
YacL 15
Yeah... MUCH better. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with her?
imacreeper 3
She probably thought you were coming off as me, a creeper.
Idonebeenhad 17
you came on too strong
herrobear 0
That's enough of these confessing feelings to someone who barely knows you. Enough. In order to avoid this FML, instead of recording a song, buying a whole bunch of flowers candies and stuffed animals, driving across the country, renting billboard space, sticky noting cars, or doing anything of the such, go up to the girl and say, "hey, I've thought you were cute for a while now and I was wondering if I could maybe get your number." If she says no, move on.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Awwwww yeaaahhhhhhh(:
shortie916 0
Wtf? OP sounds like a sweet guy :) That girl and her ex are bitches!!!!
rawrinbear 0
So Sowwy Shawty. Foo, lemme tell ya somtin biatch. i want yall ta no im no liar. i heer dis befo. dis aint notin new. now doncha br fooing wit us chuu messer. ggiirrll got some trouble but dis aint no original.
PurpleRae420 0
What a total bitch I agree you deserve MUCH better than that two bit TRAMP!!!
HeaRTs_Girl 0
And 45: Calm down. Breathe. Chill the **** out. It's FML, enjoy it. And hell, they probably already knew each other. I'm not saying these big romantic gestures are always appropriate, but whatever, some people dig them I guess. Plus people put in a lot of work to do them. So it is what it is. ^_^
shortie916 0
55- what the hell did you just write???
JohannMedina 0
Maybe you're a bad singer?
rawrinbear 0
i just twin to tell chuu it kay. yeww can still be yeww. chuu jus gotta believe. dis fml aint no original. but chall no i no fooin around. i aint some black kid i no wat wat.
YacL 15
Excuse me, what the he'll are you talking about?
rawrinbear 0
66 i say who say wat say wen i say chu say kayy??
TheFuckerofShit 16
OP, I'm so sorry about that.
YacL 15
Okay, 69, okay.
sukhdeep 4
hello
The_Weirdo 10
So... Are you in choir, because that would explain alot.
a_nutritionist 10
he deserves better why? because he confesses his feelings to girls? so...i suppose then any random idiot in a bar saying "i wanna **** you" deserves better than this... im not saying he deserves to be hit, but to claim he deserves better without knowing ANYTHING about the guy is just stupid. heres what we know about the guy: hes creepy and he goes for girls with psycho ex boyfriends. yeah, candidate for citizen of the year right there.
sephoraprincess 7
ouch op, sounds like some bull :/ (pun intended)
TheTAJ 1
#66..."What the he will are you talking about?"
YacL 15
I meant to say hell, my phone automatically puts in an apostrophe and I forgot to fix it.
Exeedingmango 0
I could just imagine your Afro saying that.. Hehe..
ericwashere 0
ssssSSSSHHH BOOM!!!
jewfish27 4
In the face!!
fmart 0
nobody wins with a headbutt
ilikepie789 0
charlie sheen does
cole2424 0
chuck Norris does
docscientist 10
I thought Chuck Norris beardbutted people.
TessIsabella 0
Chuck Norris only round house kicks.
KiddNYC1O 22
Chuck Norris sucks. There, I said it.
Why4426 0
your wrong
iLazy 0
Chuck Norris jokes are dead since everyone uses his name so often. Bruce Lee can pwn his ass :D
a_nutritionist 10
their wrong what? please finish the story, we are dying to know! cliffhangers suck.
cbaidchris 6
is her name Veronique Fernandez? because then I can understand why this happened.
iLikeWaffles155 5
..the ****...?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Exactly what I thought my friend. Far too harsh on the poor guy.
lakeybalboa 0
who the **** writes a song for a girl when they aren't even in a relationship
God_Hates_Flags 3
You'll get over her.. obv she's not the one or it's just bad timing.
shamille 5
I thought this too. It just doesn't make any sense. Why would she give it to her ex? Why, without even listening to it, would this provoke a head-butting? I just want to take both of them and lock them up.
Pg11 0
yea, who the **** does that guy think he is?zidane?
badbe 0
lol whoa you're nuts to do that to a girl already with someone
marshmellowboobs 0
You must be stupid. Try reading it again.
randomreader2315 4
It says EX boyfriend in the FML...may want to read that again.
bbaustin_roy17 0
who cares if she was "with" someone anyway.....ain't no ring on her finger
ahole123 0
Ya because EX boyfriend means she's still dating the guy
Justforlolz 14
*pinches bridge of nose* Ok, just HOW stupid are you?
Mrmeatfold 2
nice try
soccer1416 0
she is a bitch u r gonna find someone better than her
bthomas0319 2
Thumbs up this comment(:
Navith 13
How about no!
orangeduck 6
then shove his head up your butt crack
OCDC 9
Human centipede style
massacreman3000 1
he had no right, send him to jail with an assault charge
UnicornPukePink 0
Why did he headbutt you? Maybe I'm slow, but I don't get it. :
UnicornPukePink 0
I guess that would make sense. ;)
thathayygurl 4
are you sure that he is still her ex boyfriend?
TheDrifter 24
That's what I was thinking, that she was only single in op's mind.
ryanebk 7
are you sure writing a song for her instead of just straight up asking her out was a better idea? makes you seem like a creep