Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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Comments (288)
LeChuck 0
buy your own computer.
bobnorris 0
holy crap... gym is basic
zbork181637 0
all you need to do is show up where I live
yashack 0
how do you fail gym?
brycereid 0
fat ass can't run
sammehsaurus 0
I feel your pain. I failed gym this semester because I didn't dress out. why not? because my teacher stole my gym clothes -_-'
allymarcos 0
i failed gym because i did nothing...im serious though i got 55 as my average in gym with the comment "Lacking Effort"
Mcstroodlenugget 0
YDI for failing gym.
danielleeycakes 3
You mean you failed P.E.? A gym is a place you go to, to work out.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Ya right. No teacher would do that unless they want to lose there job.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Shut the **** up.Everyone calls it gym so just shut up. Even the teachers.
thegirlnextdoorr 0
That sucks. I'd be pissed. Gym in our school is pretty difficult. If your shoe unties during our warm-up mile jog, you can't stop to tie it:
averageirishman 0
how the hell do you fail gym
grigz 0
273- Boo f*ckin' hoo. try cross country
jamieleigh_315 0
266 stop being a bitch
Toasty283 8
Op, my parents threatened to beat my ass AND ground me because my grades "slipped" from a 4.0 to a 3.8. FML
THEDUDE1553566 24
#280 you seem like a douche and a complainer. No one is forcing you to do cross country so don't complain
B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
Vaati_fml 20
Some people just are that athletic. I'm not.
quinny_1024 18
I'm not sure if it's different anywhere else but 90% of my gym grade was just showing up to class. It's not hard to do
Boomi 39
Um, some people are either injured/unfit and cannot meet some forms of a gym teacher's expectancy. I have a rare muscle condition in my calves making it hard for me to run or walk for extended periods of time, and if I push too hard my calves feel like fire and I fall. One of my gym teachers didn't believe me, so I got a doctor's note, showed it to them...and they still failed me in their class.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
cheyluvsturtles 30
that depends on the teacher. my teacher marks points if you can't run fast enough
greenman_fml 0
Gym is tough huh? All that exercise and socializing. I wonder why more kids don't fail...
hippityhopp 2
Looks like someone is fat...
exil5 2
Hey man, my gym teacher's crazy. Last week of school, I thought it would be funny to skip while running a mile. He gave me detention and another mile to run.
DeanAshton9 0
i always hated the kids who did nothing in gym class who did nothing. All u have to do is try and u get a good grade ur an idiot.
SnuWolf 15
The kids who did nothing in gym class who did nothing?
LostKezia 5
i havent paricipated in gym class for abput 3 years now, at all, i have hypermobily so how do we know OP doesnt
Sigilwen 24
If op had something that prevented them from participating then I'm sure they would be excused from gym. Being as they said they failed it seems they just didn't try and had no reason not to.
alex_vik 1
How do you fail gym? I passed ever time and I was one of the least athletic people you'd meet.
hybridstar 0
i'm with #1 your parents just proved to you that you don't have to prove yourself to them anymore. time to grow up.
tolkienfanatic 0
You deserve it if you can't even pass gym.
da_newb 0
That's pathetic. Gym is the easiest class.
itsme33_fml 0
yeah gym is easy, also buy your own computer.