Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Ask her out. Be like this, "Hey, I forgot all my lines, and we need to practice." Then when you go to her house, and pretend like she's helping you remember and stuff. Then at the end joke about it, then ask her out to lunch the next day so you can make up for all the help she did for you. Then the next day talk about something else. Eventually something going to hit, and if she keeps saying yes and stuff, then it means she probably likes you as well. Just don't blurt it out, and take it easy.
slushpup9696 12
that's actually a really good plan, no joke
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greenman_fml 0
if you kiss in the play, slip a little tongue in there, show her you mean business. then take her to the dressing room and bang her
rdvfyubuyg 1
no dude just no
AnaBanana1918 7
That's just gross.
NorfolkDude 2
Ask her out. Be like this, "Hey, I forgot all my lines, and we need to practice." Then when you go to her house, and pretend like she's helping you remember and stuff. Then at the end joke about it, then ask her out to lunch the next day so you can make up for all the help she did for you. Then the next day talk about something else. Eventually something going to hit, and if she keeps saying yes and stuff, then it means she probably likes you as well. Just don't blurt it out, and take it easy.
slushpup9696 12
that's actually a really good plan, no joke
Roi_fml 0
It's a start.
Haelous 0
This has 'chance' written all over it. Ask her to rehearse privately.
citizensoldier09 0
Well maybe Bridget just isn't your type, you should go for a Kate Frolich. I jjust want to see what Dans reaction is
citizensoldier09 0
I think you'd be better off losing Bridget than losing to Ben Pickett in the 1000. That means you pretty much blow balls at life
soundspeed22 0
Watch the sweatpants...
captcool024 0
fml, cause i wish i was in a play dating a girl i was into. make your move bud.
Stephen_fml 0
better hope theres a kiss scene
atomikmongoose 0
I LOVE THIS KUNKY!!!