Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
Foxy_On_Fire 21
I feel ya I even wrote a poem about it
nabila21 0
Bish please forever alone day !!!
allforus 5
I'm married and I can guarantee mine was just as bad.
chengy4191 7
Ugh I no I hate all those stupid forever alone statuses on fb -.-
kateRAWR 4
Its not forever alone day its an excuse to get with a person u love and (if its a girl ) she will think ur really romantic !!!!!!!! ;) :)
KK3137 31
Actually, it's single winner awareness day too :D
foofoo1237 7
Well it's single awareness day Or SAD
arbogas 5
for you, every day must feel like that, DYI!!!
Missy2612 11
if you don't have a date for valentines, I hear that one can get pretty attached to geese..?
TodaysMonster 0
That's so S(L)AD...