Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML
Trickster
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
Adapt, overcome, improvise
Today, I was squeezed through an overly-crowded hallway down to my psychologist's. There, I sat in an overly-crowded waiting room to see him, next to an obese woman and an insane man. I finally entered the smaller-than-a-closet room. My reason for seeing a psychologist? Claustrophobia. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML
Not funny, guys
Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML
Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML
Panic at the crosswalk
Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
Mothman is real
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I told my mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist. His office is two hours away. I have to drive to see my doctor about my fear of driving. FML
Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
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blahblahblah5_x 13
That is kind of a creepy idea; decorating the place with dead animals
pertained 12
Run for your life
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MutantNinja 0
nice
BagleHead 6
In the way that she gets to deal with her fear of butterflies even before entering the office. Sounds like the psychiatrist put them out on purpose
geeksaresexy 18
That would be treatment without consent..
VorpikeII 17
I was thinking the same thing... but if not... that's gotta suck.
Frosc 0
Please, the only reason that this guy said nice is because he wanted a short comment to get in first.
sameroni13 0
I hate butterfly larva
jbuckets_404 39
Frosc: no, he was being sarcastic....
DyKy 2
sucks man
BagleHead 6
Always better the second time
DyKy 2
sorry for the double post ...
CryMoreFMLs 15
I don't understand why people get irrational fears like this... It's a friggen butterfly, what's so scary about it? It can't hurt you, and it generally likes to not be on a human. Get a real fear like arachnophobia. Those little bastards are shitbrix scary.
Eggers 2
40 it wasnt his fault it's a glitch FML has been doing
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
i have been scared of butterflies ever since I saw that one SpongeBob episode :O
Soloman212 28
What do you mean! She is in the hands of a truly skilled doctor. He's already beginning step 1, as soon as you walked through the door! Somebody give him a raise and a cookie.
Jacobt24 19
it was probably part of the treatment to get you used to seeing them
shannonreneee 11
Oh dear god! That's like throwing a child into rough seas and asking them to do freestyle! You poor thing!
willou35_fml 13
:-)
plataapusss 0
eww thats gross i domt wanna see a bunch of squished dead butterflies
rileynautumn 0
it's a good plan from the doc. at least they were dead, not flying around trying to attack you.
Stonedmanalex 0
dear god what happened to this
ScaughtieHolden 11
it's a girl.
SirWrangler 5
I bet OP Adrian Monk have a lot in common:)
Felix_Felicis15 8
No, Adrian Monk has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
AlterCreed 0
grow sum balls pussy
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
did any one else think of spongebob?
bigfoot89 4
ur a loser
s1d1ouz 2
OP must have watched the spongebob episode where sandy goes outta town and the butterfly terrorizes the town
iloveeyouuxD 9
I always wonder if animals have an irrational fear of humans....?
ScaughtieHolden 11
236, have you ever been able to approach any wild animal? Bird/deer/rabbit. They're all afraid of us.
ShadowRaptor 9
The answer to your question is no. Animals' fear of humans is completely rational.
DyKy 2
sucks man
luvppl 6
aw I'm sorry... I love butterflies!!! they are so beautiful!!!! :)
Payniac 11
how about dead ones?
sxe_beast 11
I thought my fear of flyovers was irrational, but butterflies? They're so perty!
mandywaffles 0
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's terrified of butterflies/moths.
bjb108 0
I thought I was the only one
pertained 12
Run for your life
cradle6 13
That would be giving into his fear. This is his treatment. Flooding you with your fear.
vegan_muffin 5
Yeah this isn't an FML, this is win. It's free exposure therapy!
Nitial 6
.... while playing the assassin's creed brotherhood escape music
pman590 8
wow what a stupid person that came up with putting dead insects in jars!
northern_lights 0
Wow! What a stupid person who doesn't understand the value of keeping a specimen! Please stay in school.
SoccerRebel594 0
I just want to know where in this FML did it say anything about butterflies in a jar...they were obviously paintings or wallpaper on the wall. In otherwords, creepy wallpaper.
bluegoldfish 7
no, it quite clearly said they were "in glass". glass=/=wallpaper.
bluegoldfish 7
but equally, why would you have those in a psychiatrist's office? that is quite weird.
denbeste 3
It's a hobby. DUH!
starile 20
There are room decorations made with butterfly wings placed in large shapes and patterns and displayed in a picture frame-like glass encasing.
kaleighiscool 0
What stupid person makes that comment?
jellitonoctopus 19
insect taxidermy.
Flutist 3
It might have been a larger facility that did more than just psychology, they might have also done research in other things, like medication, some of which uses bug parts to make.
philitron128 0
God you're stupid -_-
MerrikBarbarian 9
taxidermy actually refers to mounting a skin specifically (the "dermy" is from dermis meaning skin). since you pin and dry bugs not skin and stuff them its not taxidermy. ;)
roeroe66 0
wow ur really scared of butterfly and moths??
Link5794 18
Phobias usually stem from some kind of childhood trauma. For example, a moth may have flown into OP's mouth and crawled down her throat. Actually, that's pretty unlikely, but you get the idea.
DjeePee 25
Than my boyfriend must have had a lot of trauma's in his youth. He's terribly afraid of butterflies, moths, spiders, snails, bees and actually every little insect on this planet.
ugliness 6
spiders is my fear :/ some phobias can be taught, for example I was left with my nana when i was really young, she was terrified and I ended up learning the phobia from her the disadvantage of the human survival instinct
geeksaresexy 18
You can learn phobias and phobias can extend into other things. You could fear butterflies and then end up fearing anything that flies.
sourgirl101 29
I have a phobia of dogs, especially strays. I was bit as a child. I'm forced to face my fears almost every day because it seems every other person in my neighborhood owns one! I'm still not over it but no longer go into panic mode. Some people can't help what they fear, even if it seems small, like a flying bug!(:
SighMaster3000 4
Yes 48 is right. The phobias can generalize to various other similar things.
geeksaresexy 18
Generalize... That's the word I was looking for!
promarkchris 6
fear of moths is hardly irrational anyway, what with them flying in every direction dropping their moth dust everywhere...
JustinThunder 8
People can be afraid of anything, I know someone who is terrified of snowmen.
ElZamo 0
comments on iPhone FTW
CitrusGirl 0
I'm deathly afraid of bees because when I was about 5 years old I was playing outside and a bumble bee got caught in my hair. Small moths aren't that scary but big moths are horrifying.
hthelittleone 10
I think I have a phobia of bees and wasps because of being stung in my childhood, but I always deny it and say I'm allergic.... :3
melissamoshh 0
I have an intense fear of escalators. But I can't recall anything from my childhood triggering it. Maybe some people are born with their phobias for whatever reason.
shaneac 0
I'm afraid of spiders, but I don't know why. they're just creepy, and Harry Potter 2 doesn't help (with the tons of spiders attacking Harry and Ron.) I'm also nervous about ovens and fires, since I put my hand on a stove when I was 6 or so.
ReynshineCutting 10
The moth dust is actually just them shedding scales from their wings. It's not harmful in the least. Just annoying.
YacL 15
Not many things in this world scare me, but I am intensely afraid of bees, wasps, hornets and spiders. I have no idea why, either.
Kypopz 9
I have a huge fear of heights. I can't even stand at the edge of a stage without freaking out. Mostly because my luck isn't good and I I always think, "hm.. I'd be the one to fall off the stage and bust my ass". If that makes sense..
kaleighiscool 0
Uhm; many different people have different feelings, dumbass. Kthanksbye.
FTang 0
I don't think I have any phobias, however i am scared to hell of venomous things.
Flutist 3
Far away butterflies and moths might be pretty but up close their eyes are foreign and weird. I can understand why he would fear those things. I have a fear of spiders and lobsters.
Noob30 0
I have a phobia of bees, wasps, hornets, spiders, and huge ass bugs. I would probably be over my bee/wasp/hornet phobia if it weren't for me being stung in first grade.
simaS 2
Its not that its harmful.. when u r scared of butterflies/moths (I am) everything about them scares n disgust u (like the moth dust). Its not like im scared of them cuz I think they r harmful in the first place..
noboundary 9
114: I recall being on one (an escalator) while my family was in a room and I was like 7 years old, and I fell on it and I tried to get back up to go where they were but it was hard for me since I was so short to climb a step I just ended up scraping my legs trying desperately to climb back up while screaming for their help. then my family found me, horrible memory I now fear anything that involves heights including escalators, elevators and such that if I'm alone on one I might get a panic attack.
Ilikethenamesam 3
There are fears like tht!
ItsJustMe17 9
I have aquaphobia=fear of water I don't know if it was the nightmares from when I was really young but ever since I was like 7 I have been terrified of water deeper than 4 feet (because I'm 5 feet). even when I was like 6 I took swimming lessons and I was always too terrified to get in the water. most little kids are like that but I still have that fear... I don't know why I never got over it
MurphyS94 4
216- I think that one is actually called Bathophobia, meaning it isn't water that scares you, it's deep water. Anyways, the only things I am terrified of are spiders, crickets, and papercuts. I don't know why o.o
ImTheAlpha 30
My stepsister will flail around screaming if a moth is near her.
Lasagnaa 24
I have a phobia of all types of birds. Especially pigeons and seagulls.
blahblahblah5_x 13
That is kind of a creepy idea; decorating the place with dead animals
notverysuperdean 9
ever seen a redneck house?
starile 20
Hanging up heads of dead deer and moose and stuff is gross, too.
iloveboyswittats 10
Butterflies are so pretty though. I have a whole insect collection in my apartment
ReynshineCutting 10
There's nothing gross about hanging deer antlers or cow hides on your wall. It's just decoration and if you shoot the deer yourself you'll always have that trophy.
MerrikBarbarian 9
if a museum does it though people pay to see it. dead things are good in they let you study them without running away or attacking you. I find taxidermy and bug collections fascinating personally. :p pity I live with someone who is phobic of taxidermy lol
bkaneshiro14 0
I'm pretty sure they were stuck in a specimen board with a pane of glass over it.
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
#8, Are not They Insects?
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
there gonna get you!!!
Boygenius50 8
*They're
HyundaiOwner7 0
rly 42? u knu wut he ment. Dus it make u angry wen i type like this?... Freakin' Nazi. Get over it.
TheDrifter 24
That spelling and you admitting to owning a Hyundai at the same time makes me fear for society.
PandaFlavoured 0
Considering the person typed everything else out, maybe they didn't know how to spell it correctly? He's just sharing his knowledge and helping. Also, notice there's 10 other people who support him for doing so. Maybe you're the one who needs to get over it.
HyundaiOwner7 0
You don't know me... so why fear me? Sounds like you have a phobia of Hyundais. I own a Chevy btw :) I got you good though!
YacL 15
83- I thought you were going to type all of your comment like that... it was horrible.
bluegoldfish 7
92 - he said he feared for society, presumably because a small part of society are ppl hu tlk lyk dis and admit to having a hyundai. just a tip, but diagnosing him with hyundai-phobia isn't likely to help that impression...
sematariux 7
42 get a haircut and a life
quesidias 0
umm... he was just trying to piss boygenius off :D good job
Cosmopeaches 0
Advise them to fire the person who chooses their interior accents. They suck!