Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
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Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Say you are laughing because you just remembered a funny joke. If you're lucky you will live.
flamerocker 9
It was you?
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Comments (139)
Blacksxe 1
Say you are laughing because you just remembered a funny joke. If you're lucky you will live.
judices 0
Say you were remembering that fgagot from YouTube saying "Leave Brittany alone!"
enonymous 9
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!
iBanana 17
OH! That's what that YouTube video was...
XxREXxX 0
i hope you arent huge because im laughing at you
DrunkSwagger 2
Shutup
ShyAnn29 15
20 she actually spells her name Britney
nadyy14 8
*facepalm*
GigglePony 13
That guy could've been me :3
dcg1375 7
#28 it's slug bug no punch backs not punch buggy...where did this new weak sounding title of the game come from?? My kids called it punch buggy too. I made them change it.
tjv3 10
stand up to him what's he going to do? I mean how bad could it be?? he was in a beetle dancing to Brittany spears. oh no better watch out or he might scratch your eyes out
brt3420 13
What's the guy going to do? Drag you out of your car and beat you? No. There's obviously heavy traffic and any "sane" person wouldn't assault you publicly, and if he did it's not like he can go anywhere after he's still stuck in traffic...
tjv3 10
I had some scrawny guy get out of his car one time in a traffic jam he was trying to act all big and bad. I had a knee injury at the time. I got out of my car crutches and all still laughing at him , told him to swing so I could kick his ass or get back in his car and STFU. a motorcycle cop came and gave him a choice of apologizing to me or get a ticket. it still makes me laugh
Shy_Anne 10
Lock your doors!!!!! Roll up the windows!!!!!!
MrBoredGuy 1
Oops OP did it again
rallets 23
and theeeeen?
jallred254 4
#32 if he was huge he wouldn't be intimidated by the guy he laughed at.
gotaphd 6
#64 throw some donuts and twinkies?
izzie321 27
Judging by the comments, this definitely deserves a follow-up.
alliewillie 22
Yea, or you could always play opossum like you fainted =)
Lanceeden 12
Don't know what's worse. The fact a big guy is in a beetle or that he's listening to Britney spears.
Arivien 3
Hey, Beetles AND Britney Spears are awesome. :3
Lanceeden 12
Awesome for a specific market. I could imagine a stereotypical female 21yr old college student driving a VW beetle and listening to Britney spears. Could you imagine Chuck Norris doing the same? Mr. T?
tandem123 6
Chuck Norris can get away with anything
D37H100 5
Chuck Norris does not need a VW. Haven't you heard the fact? He just swims through land.
BEASTvela_17 1
Just lock your doors... Problem solved!!(:
Bulzye 2
Gabriel Iglesias? He wasn't huge, be was fluffy.
buttercup_mcm 0
Lol!!!
TheSvoloch 5
This is a guy who has lots of muscle on him. Not a teenage girl. Normal muscular men don't listen to Britney Spears, let alone dance to it!
flamerocker 9
It was you?
zingline89 18
Kick his ass Seabass!
Iheartfunny 1
Idont know why this got so many ydi's I would have probably laughed a little too
PineInchNenis 0
What the hell can he do while you're stuck in traffic, around a bunch of people? Not to mention inside your car.... Worst thing possible is you feel humiliated.
Mattsharky5 2
Nice picture, lol
XxREXxX 0
i hope ur not huge, because im laughing at you
kareltje 17
You actually think he was going to attack you in a traffic jam? That's borderline paranoia, isn't it now?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Don't judge people on their music :P sorry you had to learn that lesson the hard way
docscientist 10
Op laughed because it is pretty funny to see. If the guy wants to listen to Britney spears in a vw, that's fine, but it's still funny.
MichellinMan 20
OP wasn't judging. OP was just laughing. So that's not judging. Make sure your comment actually makes sense before you post it.
Altosax 4
This of how different this FML would be if he was actually in Britney Spears, listening to the beatles.
eeppiicc 8
Lock the doors!
twinny_sc 13
YDI. That's rude.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Big guy + in a beetle + dancing to a britney spears song = HILARIOUS = profit Whats wrong with you?
sierralovesyou 0
Hahaha I would have laughed to!! He won't do anything, you're in traffic :)
rhpsfan9 10
Lock the car doors
MichellinMan 20
Wise words.