kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
FML for mobile
Free
Top comments
perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (241)
That_Sucks1997 6
Sounds pretty cute if you ask me!
betticonfetti 7
That depends on how old op's daughter is...
muzy 23
as long as the mum makes sure that she brings balance to the force abduction not leave it in darkness.
muzy 23
edit: and. I hate predictive texts -.-
shanemaximo 7
Tell her to put her money where her mouth is and stop agent smith from taking over the matrix.
primadonna9396 16
Yeah, it's adorable until she starts hoarding her own urine in jars and stabbing strangers because God told her to. Luckily atypical antipsychotics are pretty effective nowadays.
slick5880 22
There can be only one!
KiddNYC1O 22
Cool terminator tattoo. That is all.
Heinousness 0
..winner of the 74th Hunger Games...
EnterSandman_fml 20
Love the Highlander reference. Too bad OP's not from Scotland.
Master0Camox 4
And black?
footballpro22 2
Kung pow! Fists of fury!
amrik 11
She Will not kill he-who-must-not-be-named
Wicked361 8
Voldemort!!!! I said it!!!
muzy 23
50- I'd sleep with one eye open tonight if i was you.
mondayna 3
I laugh at your effort to be funny ^
ReesieBanana21 12
OMG! I kinda read that in a cyborg sorta voice for some reason. Lol.
doctor__who 19
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
RabidBunny 10
Chosen for what? That is the true question. :D
lavitaebella_fml 0
To help restore my country's economy (America) Woohoo!
emeraldisle 30
Restore my country too!
memob123 0
Restore every country's economy!
skoob1 12
For the next introduction in the psych clinic.
jtthegr8 26
To be top *****
skitzofunia88 8
Whoreoff!!!
typark123 7
Hahaha that's cold :P
3kmtg 7
To be John Conner and stop sky net and the machines
C94_ 0
Well I would post an answer but it would be too true and wrong at the same time
Mama_Umbridge 8
It is truly an honor
Boston_4_Life 3
Maybe she is
nofearjenshere 12
Is OP's daughter Lebron?
dethbunny 0
Oh, there is so much wrong with that comment.
allard 14
I give you points for trying..
emeraldisle 30
Hope she's ready for all that responsibility!
pimpcracker 8
tell her she has been chosen... for a nice comfy bed with straps and padded walls
klimp 0
Put on a shirt
eddeeezzyy 19
89 - he is wearing a shirt, but obviously he doesn't know how to wear it right lol
Genoc123 5
I just wrote that to dip s#%t on another post lol get a shirt tough guy
sinking_fish 12
Tools of FML, UNITE!!!
emba_fml 13
what an obnoxious photo
Michele2luv 8
I have no problem with his photo . . .
gooberz69 0
Haha pwnd
kaylie007 0
I agree....and i like ur shirt off ;)
ilovepillows 0
i agree, likin' the shirt off(;
SkoomaKi 28
126 - By the look of your profile picture, you have a boyfriend. I think looking at other guy's bodies is a bit unfaithful?
emba_fml 13
let's all try to hit on someone over fml! :D
lilny5613 10
Ha ha. You win, my friend
nunubug3000 0
Aaaa cute!
SkoomaKi 28
Tell her you're the chosen one from hell. Reaction = priceless