Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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bassoonist527 0
I hate people like you. You're not a loser if you are single. You're a loser because you think you have to be all lovey-dovey with someone on Valentine's Day. It's not just about a boyfriend/girlfriend type person, but it's also a celebration of friendship. Grow up people. Seriously. No one wants to hear (or read) your bitching.
cheer4everever 0
No, it's valentines day. Duh.
miss_la_rue 6
I don't get this. I've never really cared for Valentine's Day when I was single OR in a couple. Trust me, being in a couple does not mean everything is sunshine and rainbows and lavish dinners and pretty flowers. Sometimes single is better. It does not equate to being a loser. Besides, if you and/or your partner NEED Valentine's Day to remember to do something nice for each other, than something is clearly wrong with your relationship. A good relationship involves being thoughtful on a regular basis. So what was Valentine's day for me? A tuesday. No big.
reedthe1 0
Me too
OHai15 12
lol did you guys know that a lot of ppl were born in November because theyre parents "created" them on Valentine's Day?! ....
WhiteLighting 0
Well stop being a loser
kei1108 13
I hate how people feel like you need to be in a relationship to be a winner or to matter. Those people are ridiculous. Ignore them!
76transam 0
Im an optimist in this area your hand is more loyal than any girlfriend is capable of being your hand doesnt reject you it doesnt argue it always puts out you dont have to buy it dinner or listen to it go on and on about how its mom told it to break up with you but it doesnt want to cus it "loves you" the only time it bleeds is if you cut it and if it does cheat on you it literally is your fault!
tesselation33 2
It's singles awareness day there's no loser about it
mike307 11
Get the **** over it. Save it for Facebook!