Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML
Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
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jessicadarcyd 4
How can she sue you for that? It's ******* Halloween
iOceanus 18
Hey, he got what he deserved! It was only a scare anyway.
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Comments (214)
Techtacular 0
That's what you get for being a rude little brat! Nice work, OP. Aha!
nachosbabygurl 9
kid had it coming
iChel413 6
Lol I really doubt she will sue. She should have told her kiddie to press it once or twice, wait 15 seconds, and if you don't hear anyone coming to the door then lets go to the next house.
ElectricEffect 13
I had an Indian woman scream at me that I needed to put my black cat away after answering the door and her kid ran away shrieking because "Indian people are afraid of black cats, don't you know that?!". My best friend is Indian and he informed me that she was full of crap. Apparently Halloween is not for the weak these days...
Jenna7600 4
Sounds like the brat deserved it. Maybe he'll think twice before being so rude next time. FYL
Rocky007 15
Yes!! Scaring little kids is what Halloween is all about!!
SarcasticAvenger 9
If you did that to my kid, I would kick your ass! Karma is a bitch, and it seems you are as well. Is it so hard to open a door and say "STOP IT!"?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It's Halloween, if you don't want anyone yelling BOO at you and your child then keep your ass at home. Halloween is supposed to be a bit scary and someone yelling Boo is tame compared to what they could be doing. How would it have really been any better if they had just opened the door and said "Stop It". One that does wind up sounding a bit rude, especially if by then other children had joined the annoying one. Two, many parents would yell and scream more about them saying "Stop it" because "HOW DARE YOU DISCIPLINE MY CHILD, WHO THE **** ARE YOU TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO. THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO DO" I have both been there and done that when I simply asked a child to please stop throwing things into my yard (intentionally) while it was being mowed. Yelling Boo is at least not asking for anything. Three, honestly if your kid is still young enough that someone simply yelling boo is going to cause them to piss their pants then you should be controlling them so they aren't doing things like repeatedly ringing the door bell. If you can't do that then take them home or to one of those half-assed mall trick or treats or something because clearly they are too young for the real thing.
jayhawk9000 5
And she is what makes me hate people sometimes.
nmlutgen 11
Haha that would be the most hilarious lawsuit ever! Normally people pay to get scared or for there children to get scared on Halloween. Bravo!
card1222 1
Faaaake. You said boo and upset the child, but the mother never threatened to sue you. Obvious attention ***** is obvious...