Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I’m being accused of groping and holding a drunk girl inappropriately at the party I hosted. I was literally holding her up, to prevent her from throwing up all over my floor and furniture. Her friends did a good job of just standing there, leaving me, a man, as the only one to help her. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
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Danne696 14
I mean, I would just ask first before going in for the full body tackle. If she says it's fine then nothing happen and you go on with your life but if she says it's not fine then you still have the tackle option open. Still, kind of a shitty situation. You were doing a nice thing, he was trying to do a nice thing but it ended up being a bad thing.
Regulate 21
I see two chivalrous deeds and sadly it went wrong for both of you guys. Your female friend should feel great when she wakes up and is through the hangover. She has a good friend like you to look after her and a random guy sticking up for her too. I know in your head he seemed like a bit of a dick but I can't but think if he did/does the same thing in a situation where some poor lass was drugged then he'll save her from one of the worst nights of her life. Rape mentally scars.
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Danne696 14
I mean, I would just ask first before going in for the full body tackle. If she says it's fine then nothing happen and you go on with your life but if she says it's not fine then you still have the tackle option open. Still, kind of a shitty situation. You were doing a nice thing, he was trying to do a nice thing but it ended up being a bad thing.
RockPrincess26 16
"No good deed goes unpunished." And you got punished twice.
Regulate 21
I see two chivalrous deeds and sadly it went wrong for both of you guys. Your female friend should feel great when she wakes up and is through the hangover. She has a good friend like you to look after her and a random guy sticking up for her too. I know in your head he seemed like a bit of a dick but I can't but think if he did/does the same thing in a situation where some poor lass was drugged then he'll save her from one of the worst nights of her life. Rape mentally scars.
Pixiewolfe 46
I read that thinking that to! His heart was in the right place
WatchDoge28 4
His heart was in the right place, but his brain certainly wasn't.
Patsy Boren 19
No good deed goes unpunished my friend..
Little Richard 11
your cleavage looks like it needs to be punished.
freezingorphan 5
karma will get them