Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML
Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
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jessicadarcyd 4
How can she sue you for that? It's ******* Halloween
iOceanus 18
Hey, he got what he deserved! It was only a scare anyway.
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Comments (214)
kiwienne 21
FMLs like this really make me appreciate my mom. Of course she would allow me to have fun, but if it became too annoying for others she'd firmly tell me to behave. Nothing wrong with telling your kid to be quiet if they're screaming for 5 minutes at a grocery store... Sorry you had to meet an unfit mom like this on Halloween, OP. Keep up the childish spirit for next Halloween!
kittenzZz 4
She can't sue you for scaring a kid on Halloween. Bitch moms just say shit like that to scare people.
greeneye_fml 12
What a bitch. And sorry, I accidentally hit "YDI" with my malfunctioning mouse.
Keiren 14
One year when I was a kid our neighbor's son popped out of the window by the front door with a mask on and scared the hell out of me. I screamed and did my best imitation of the Flash ever and ran back home. (We lived right across the street.) His mother coaxed me back, apologized and gave me extra candy. There was no mention of suing, what's wrong with people? It's Halloween!
broomhallb 6
How can you sue for that, I guess in America you can sue for anything and everything right?
laden_swallow09 35
Hah! What's she going to charge you with? I say good show for literally scaring the piss outta him.
183933 6
You get 1,000 points in my book :) too bad you didn't video tape it.
Deirdre_Curry 4
They can't sue! I mean it's halloween! She needs to get a grip
punkgurl1987 6
For one its your house and can't sue for scaring kids
drewflav 17
They were on your property being completely obnoxious. If the mother seriously intended to sue, charge her for trespassing and the whole thing would likely get thrown out. Either way, she loses for being an idiot.