Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML
Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
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jessicadarcyd 4
How can she sue you for that? It's ******* Halloween
iOceanus 18
Hey, he got what he deserved! It was only a scare anyway.
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Comments (214)
_wraith 15
Everything is wrong in this scenario -.-;
devon8823 4
What a sissy
JustASmallTownBo_fml 7
I don't get why the parent was allowing the kid to ring more than a time or two. I'm 17, and when I was a little trick or treated, my mom always made sure we remembered that it was nice of people to give out candy and not an obligation. If their lights were on, but didn't answer, time to move to the next house. If we didn't show common courtesy, we were done trick or treating Why do we have to just chalk this up to childhood excitement? If the mother was doing her job properly, there would be no issues.
legojud 5
That little ****** got what he deserves.
MaryPoppins88 14
Because you scared them on Halloween lol! Yea right she won't be able to do anything
MyAlmostLover 3
Only in America...
picturescrazy 24
She shouldn't have taken him out trick-or-treating if she didn't want him to get scared. If she actually tries to sue you, I think she wins for being the stupidest ***** of the year.
portcaveman 5
people don't have the halloween spirit anymore. all people just want money
TheyCallMeDamien 18
The kid's a wimp. There I said it.
wubbazugg 5
Lol. You can sue for anything these days. Emotional/psychological damage, therapy bills, not to mention cost of clothing could be under the "owed by defendant to plaintiff" column.