Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Top comments
Redoxx_fml 22
"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"
sillydumpling 0
I hope you have a nokia
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Comments (140)
mizuki123 8
Wow that sucks. I would of been so pissed. Fyl.
KeyboardWarrior 10
No, you would HAVE been so pissed. Glad to be of service.
mizuki123 8
Oh thank you so much for fixing something that I could care less about.
ZTD09 2
You must care quite a bit if you have room to care less.
mizuki123 8
Lol what?
The_Hitdude 12
If you "could care less" about grammar, spelling and punctuation, then good luck finding a job later in life.
mizuki123 8
I do care but this is on a website that has nothing to do with finding a job.
R3TROxLOV3 32
In this case, the appropriate thing to do would be to: A) break his phone as well. OR B) make him pay for a replacement.
gonad_gobbler 1
I predicted that the boyfriend was going to throw the cell phone, I guess you could say I "called it."
Heinousness 0
Bad puns make everything punny. I made a bad pun, which make everything punny. I did it again!
brendazelada 10
Would've done the same
kylesgirlforever 12
You couldn't just hang it up or silence it?????? Duh.
Ruffclue 9
17 and OPs bf needs to go to anger management class. lol but i guess your phone would been alive rit now if your it was off/mute.
Wheredidgrungego 12
It was actually the cops asking you about him. Your boyfriend is a serial phone killer and it's about time he was brought to justice.
rcgirl2 11
If that were my BF, he would've been buying me a new phone.
flashback.miss 28
such an arse. why not throw him against the wall? hopefully he gets pays for a new one?
ankoku 2
Maybe he couldn't find the snooze button and just figured the wall would hit it for him.
Meowingtons500 18
Lazy? Or really great reflexes?
xiortniios22 1
Weird boyfriend.