Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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DaMirrorLink 0
ouch, that sucks charge your phone before getting into fights? o.o
waspbr 4
YDI, I really hate that women keep playing little games instead of just being honest, making little test and shit. YDI big time.
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Comments (196)
DaMirrorLink 0
ouch, that sucks charge your phone before getting into fights? o.o
Go_Home 0
It's as simple as explaining later?
tWitt3rBuG 0
Did it really now, or were you testing him? In any case obviously you heard the warning beeps that your phone was going to cut off!?!
waspbr 4
YDI, I really hate that women keep playing little games instead of just being honest, making little test and shit. YDI big time.
Franorox 8
eats ydi
DarylAndrew 2
My girl tells me something and expects the exact opposite it's freaking annoying
domolovesyoshi 33
what part of this FML says that. they got into a fight, they happen in every relationship.
MaydayParadexx 18
What games was she playing? They were fighting over text so she called him so they could at least talk. Things get misconstrued over text, so calling was obviously better. I don't see any games being played???
Helldemon 32
"I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then" Sounds like as she was yelling at him she may have said something like we should just break up? No way to know for sure, just seems him saying that is out of place except as a reaction to something she said
jc1015 25
No games...her phone died dumbass
redbluegreen 41
My phone doesn't have warning beeps. If that's the case for your phone, you should've checked. I always check. Call him on your house phone right back? Say something like, "I didn't catch what you said, but I feel bloody awful right now." Or something. Chances are, its true. Someone's going to say, "This is why you should have all your serious talks in person, not over the phone." I sorta agree with this statement, but I also see that you can't always do things in person too. Stop playing mind games too. They don't get you anywhere in life and just piss people off.
domolovesyoshi 33
I don't see the mind games, where in this FML does it say she's playing mind games they got in a fight
Raymond Wolf 9
Isn't it a tad coincidental that her phone died before she could day anything? At the very least, she would have been able to get a small fragment of a sentence out before it cut out, indicating to him that she still had something to say.
biancagolden 0
That is horrible D: I don't know why people are clicking YDI, it's not as if you planned for it to die.
drunkmunkey 24
she was just screwing with his head, she deserves it just for the mind games and kept pushing him until he gave her a choice.... hell her phone said ydi and died just to give the guy a break
nentenkupo 19
Where does it say mind games??
nom_nom_nom 0
oh shit. FYL, that really sucks.
elliebutton 0
YDI for being a bitch.
UrRightFML 0
I fell bad for you. Hang in there
backstagebitch 0
#9, how do you know she was being a bitch? She might have had a legit problem with her boyfriend. OP I hope you were by another phone and could call him back