Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I'm stuck in a ramshackle house that my aunt bought and moved everyone out to. Only one bathroom works, and she won't let us flush it because the house keeps flooding. Four people are stuck here with just one toilet filled with poop and urine, while she's been staying at a friend's house. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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timjones 8
Your name has to be Brian.
Draxanoth 15
That sounds like a shitty situa*explodes*
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Comments (73)
CsHx 16
Well you gotta shit on the floor or shit your pants.
bornaunicorn 12
Just shit out the window, the flood will wash it away...
cliffibom 15
I just imagined OP sticking their ass out of the window and ******** on the street, i must smack my head on the ground hoping for a memory loss.
7yzz 18
Hell, take a shit on your bed if you want.
timjones 8
Your name has to be Brian.
iOceanus 18
Please explain.
iOceanus 18
Oh wait, I get it now. Derp. *hides in shame*
Trym 7
Just sit tight and wait for Greg to come help, and just hope Steve doesn't beat him too it.
Draxanoth 15
That sounds like a shitty situa*explodes*
DogsPaw 16
****... I wanted to kick your ass first.
K92 13
This fml made me throw up in my mouth.
Yousuck24 21
You must have a weak stomach if this made you throw up.
K92 13
I do
iOceanus 18
Feces. Feces everywhere!
K92 13
Very funny
Imhere4fml 24
You must have gotten sick a lot reading fmls then...
oj101 33
Compared to most FMLs, this one is pretty tame. Us FML readers are used to thoughts of poop, blood, periods, and ultra awkward situations. Nothing surprises us anymore. You must be new here #4.
K92 13
#40 I'm not new. I've been reading Fmls for years but some stuff still grosses me out.
tayraaah 31
If you find a lot of FML'S gross, why do you read them?
K92 13
Never said a lot of them are gross. And I read them cuz most of them are funny
andyyroxx 20
~No, you threw up in your left ovary.~
Kibaruto 33
You have a plunger? Put on that mining helmet, and go deep!
iOceanus 18
Sewercraft.
K92 13
Don't think a plunger would help much
GoodLookingGeese 10
Use a bucket, build a temp toilet - just like u do it in the woods or camping.
SamCat 21
I used a bucket at night when I was little. In the AM, I would dumped into the outhouse. We were that poor. OP, there is always someone out there who has it shittier than you.
bvcx222 6
Call the plumber.... Ah shit... His busy.....
HouseElf 13
Busy trying to find the damn princess 'cos he doesn't know what castle she's in.
Imhere4fml 24
There is a reason there are many castles and why the princess keeps getting "captured."
zandalee 20
Thank God your house isn't ten foot under water but I still recon you should leave. Disease is rife in sewerage.
tylahgrace 12
yes, just be thankful you still have your house. some of us are in evac centers watching our houses on the news being engulfed in water
zandalee 20
33. So sorry to hear that. I hope you and yours will be ok and I damn well hope the bastard insurance companies aren't wankers like they were the last time this happened in QLD!!
trellz17 19
Use a plastic bag and a bottle for now. That's the best I can think of.
manonthemoon3 4
Time to break in the hazmat suit. Oh, you don't have one? I thought everyone had one these days.