Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, I spent the day busting my butt to clean the house. As I tumbled into bed at the end of the day, exhausted, my wife looked at me and said, "Maybe you can get something done tomorrow?" FML
Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML
Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, I'm working 12-hour overnight shifts for the next three days. My fiancee can't seem to grasp the concept of sleeping during the day, and keeps coming into the bedroom and telling me to stop being lazy. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, I got home at 7 after a long, stressful 12-hour shift. The second I walked through the door, my wife said, "Can you hurry up and make dinner? We're all starving." This happens all the damn time. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
it's time to have a talk with your wife about you needing sleep and her being respectful cuz there's a lot of red flags there is she narcissistic, childish or just selfish does she have issues with being alone
alex_jaguara 33
Very inconsiderate of her. Your job seems exhausting. She could at least cuddle with you if she wants time for bonding.
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Comments (8)
Ambrily 27
Your wife sounds really childish and disrespectful, tbh. I'm sorry, OP.
Charlie Given 28
it's time to have a talk with your wife about you needing sleep and her being respectful cuz there's a lot of red flags there is she narcissistic, childish or just selfish does she have issues with being alone
coius 23
And it’ll get dangerous if this keeps up. People lacking sleep are more prone to accidents, as well as suffering heart attacks, strokes and several other lethal consequences from not getting enough sleep including depression and up to suicide.
alex_jaguara 33
Very inconsiderate of her. Your job seems exhausting. She could at least cuddle with you if she wants time for bonding.
heartbreaker 12
I agree! Cuddle, back massage, foot rub...those efforts go a long way and usually create good feelings between both parties.
RichardPencil 32
Gosh! You must go through a lot of rope!!
Kristoffer 35
You're the real MVP.
ghostinflames 13
Give her the D, then you both get your Zs
BurnInDemonFire 39
Push her outside, and lock her out.
Malachi Malachi 4
thats childish. you could be just as childish and get mad. go some ware a sleep. she's not seeing it from you perspective .