Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"
sillydumpling 0
I hope you have a nokia
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Comments (140)
lostfaithinpppl 19
I hope he pays for a replacement phone now.
rubberduckie94 13
Did I miss read it or did the fml say "in the midst of sleep" meaning he was asleep when he did it and can't really be held responsible?
ChickenNuggets22 0
Lazy, much?
liveeee 2
Gurlllllllll he better buy you a new one
samanthagonzalez 0
Hah. That sucks.
SimpleGr33n 4
You probably never answer your phone and it rings all the time while he's trying to sleep. My girlfriend shuts her ringer offs when she goes to bed
J_Shorty_17 6
Anger management much o.O .. he could have simply turned off the phone or wake you to tell you. I'd leave his retarded ass ¬_¬ .. who seriously throws a phone because it rings, there are better ways to solve it than throwing it and breaking it. I see this getting worse when he's older.
NiveaKK 9
Yeah.. I've done that. Sleep makes people do the craziest things
olpally 33
Cool story, bro.
whattheforkdude 0
Hello? Yes, it was dog.