Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Top comments
Redoxx_fml 22
"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"
sillydumpling 0
I hope you have a nokia
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Comments (140)
hateevryone 15
Was it that serious though?
zenrael 21
iPhone for the wall
hipst5r 4
Okay. I'll go have breakfast now.
nightwolf86 7
Personally I don't answer somebody else's phone without them asking me. It's rude and a violation of their privacy.
False_Stupidity 42
Well, that is one way to 'launch' an app...
remfire 0
Better bail before he starts on you
michelle97xoxo 1
Too funny
xJoanne21xC 3
Your sleeping and your gf's phone is ringing. What to do? A) Tell her. B) Hang up. C) Throw against wall to shut it up. Its C obviously :d
darkspeed34 7
Oh of course it's so much more work to hit end.
goob_ann 0
Hahahaha I actually laughed so hard when I read this. I picture every man EVER doing this at one point or another !