Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"
sillydumpling 0
I hope you have a nokia
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Comments (140)
StupiidLupee 1
Thumbs Up?
Stormyskyes313 4
Make him buy you a new one. xD
cmcmluver 0
doesn't it take more energy to throw the phone compared to pushing the slient button? doesn't makes since to me
goddamniluvme 0
He must know know u can silence ur phone.... Not his fault!
italiangal87 0
why is your boyfriend answering your phone he shouldn't even be touching your property in the first place let alone answer YOUR incoming calls on YOUR phone
rothux 4
You know, 119, some people when in relationships have a bit more trust and share things. If there is a call incoming on MY phone and I have left it on the side while I go out or to the toilet or whatever, I sort of expect my girlfriend to pick it up and possibly take a message. Its called a relationship because you share your lives with each other; not doing so just means the trust isn't there.
EatMare 8
It's your fault for dating him.
rothux 4
Why does barely anyone read the actual FML properly? It seems they just read other people's comments. The OP says he was in the "midst of sleep" meaning he was sleeping. The phone could have started ringing and the OP didn't wake up, so the boyfriend wanted to stop it. If you are asleep with your girlfriend and her phone rings, you have every right to answer the call and say that she is asleep or unavailable. But in his sleep he could have fumbled with her phone, not being able to find the answer or end buttons (again, while asleep) and so did what people do with their alarm clocks - which happens ALL THE TIME. Yes, he should buy her a new phone, but he isn't an asshole for breaking it.
2oc 5
You could always turn it off before you go to sleep...
RogueWarrior869 23
Evidently neither could you. Seriously, why not turn the ringer off or set the phone to vibrate before you go to sleep? Or, keep your phone on your side of the bed.
bimmergeek 5
I don't blame him. There's no reason to have a phone on at night.