Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.
FunkyAndFresh 7
What a douche.
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Comments (103)
lollipop77_fml 6
Obviously, the graffiti artist is not smarter than a fifth grader...
trololol6969 3
Today, i tried writing doche bag in coworkers lock........ Fml
perdix 31
The vandal should have just gone with "bitch." Misspelling epithets takes the sting out of the insult -- the intended victim realizes you are a total looser. ;)
JuuChan 3
ha HA! I see what you did there! XD
gracehi 33
Well at least you know that whoever did it is a moron.
rpsavage69 0
Hit the guy with a dictionary
hateevryone 15
I can't stand a dumb person. If you're going to call someone that, at least learn how to spell it.
perdix 31
You gotta have some admiration for the vandal who at least made the effort to deliver high-quality slander to you. Most people wouldn't take the time. It's good to see that craftsmanship is not totally dead.
johnboyu 0
Write on their locker: "It's douchebag!"
rubberduckie94 13
Become a grammar nazi and write it back on their locker *douche bag. That will show them.
BradTheBrony 19
Shut up you doosh... erm... dewsh... uhh.... dowsh? Doesh bag?