Today, right now, my husband is on the phone with his friend. Last night I had a dream I was cheating on him with this friend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife upset herself by ringing my best friend to see if he would lie about where I was, and he did. Now my wife thinks I get my friends to lie for me to cover up my cheating. I’ve never once cheated. This feels like the next level up from cheating on her in her dreams, because she's crazy. FML
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why are there so many YDI votes? It's not like people can control their dreams. Had OP actually been cheating, yes, she'd deserve it. This is just a lousy coincidence.
wrenavery90 12
And????
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Comments (5)
juggalo2 22
Clearly YDI. Is it your husband's fault that he is talking on the phone with his friend? Either dreams don't mean shit or you could suggest to your husband that you have a 3-way.
RichardPencil 32
Have your husband put him on speaker so you can jump in on the three-way call. Then let the three-way idea move on from there. ;)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why are there so many YDI votes? It's not like people can control their dreams. Had OP actually been cheating, yes, she'd deserve it. This is just a lousy coincidence.
ThoughtsofaDame 12
why is this a big deal I occasionally dream that I screw or marry my one cousin it doesn't mean shit unless you liked it.
wrenavery90 12
And????