Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
I cleaned it...slowly...
Not my problem
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Taylor Page
Gainesville, United States
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Anonymous
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
#notyourmaid
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Top comments
PSQ91 6
That's the spirit :)
gizz104 0
Today, I worked very hard to create a beautiful master piece in the bathroom to spead holiday cheer to those who pass by. I pushed myself to my mental and physical limits making sure it was perfect. A few minutes later I returned and some asshole had removed it. FML
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PSQ91 6
That's the spirit :)
SupKev 0
lol
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
the jolly poo master strikes again!! mwahahahahhahahah
Falcon_My_Life 0
Whats wrong with people lol
mamamiaaa_fml 12
you had to clean bathroom duties at work? uhh yeah okay. anyways it's art. appreciate it. hoped they washed their hands though.
TheWhiteDemon 0
what? its just the new style of graffiti for graffiti artists. and witth their pants on the ground, its allows easy access to their 'paint'.
mz_booty 0
what a shit merry Xmas you got
foreverspellman 0
Op, how do you know it was their own feces?it could have been someone elses. Cause if their that twisted to be creative with it, then maybe they were just angry at the fact the only vacant stall had leftovers....
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
haha thats pretty funny but very gross at the same time. poor OP who wants to clean up other peoples shit?
RileyFerrari 0
WIN.
Zesty697 0
this is a SHITTY situation
iSitt 0
or they used a food that looked like poop.
PinayEh 0
mr hankey the christmas poo lol
ooitastic 0
Cue the shitty puns.
ShadyFTW1 0
Little late on the cue.
JokerJohn7 0
lmfao that's hysterical
Cjw1220 0
72 I was about to mention him. Damn, I fail'd.
Snorlax_Snarf 10
Mr hanky!!
juilly_fml 3
that's festive... happy christmas!
OwenMcAwesome 0
OMFG!!!! YES!!! THAT WAS ME!!!!!!!!
BoredomKillsinc 0
nasty...
ClickMyPicture 0
Mr.Hankey strikes again! Shitty job :
BethiiGeex 0
LOL mr Hanky<3
Muffinzz11 7
eww
rachelthelime_fml 29
Hooooowdy ho!
grandpaearthling 2
WTF ??? no happy new year??
Cocomonster 0
Thats exactly what I was thinking!
rainbowhobos 4
Was it atleast in festive Christmas colors?
Doortje 30
If you call brown festive, then yeah, it was.
rainbowhobos 4
Maybe it had a hint of green?
VeeVengeance 0
or a little blood to add the red?
iSitt 0
there's also yellow and don't forget the corn kernels. if it's black or gray tell your doctor.
ClickMyPicture 0
I'm sure the person shat rainbows.
SomePinkTape 0
how do you clean bathroom duties???
Coccinelle_fml 15
I was wondering the same thing.
iSitt 0
restaurant Crew have to clean them, then go back to preparing your food.
Doortje 30
Omg, that's freaking nasty :O FYL, op :(
gizz104 0
Today, I worked very hard to create a beautiful master piece in the bathroom to spead holiday cheer to those who pass by. I pushed myself to my mental and physical limits making sure it was perfect. A few minutes later I returned and some asshole had removed it. FML
CodyClews 0
^ ^Win!
tucansamTommyG 12
I think the asshole was the one that put it there, not remove it.
AngieSixx_x0 0
it's the festive spirit ? whatya gonna do.