Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
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Top comments
kindlystfupls 0
replace it with something extremely sticky with an ass fragrance..
nicknesser 0
Put IcyHot on it, that'll send a message.
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Comments (65)
kindlystfupls 0
replace it with something extremely sticky with an ass fragrance..
jewban 3
no I say replace the deodorant inside with creme cheese so when he tries to eat it under his arm pit, he can't because he's too fat. ultimate tourture :)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Agreed, try superglue or sperm or even poo
frozzenhart 0
it's roll-on deodorant not muscle rub ._. tho I'm not against it if op does replace it with muscle rub rofl .
Lawliet92 0
so r u ;)
iSitt 0
inject the deodorant with BenGay(tm)
FarSide 23
Coat it with Tabasco sauce.
robc32ca 4
replace it with a glue stick, then burn your desk
aseq94 0
simply a win
awalsh317 5
yes!!
lol_ironic_life 9
LoL that is terrible! I am in for replacing it with glue! Keep a hidden video camera to record it and put it on YouTube!
PSQ91 6
Slap that fatass!
nicknesser 0
Put IcyHot on it, that'll send a message.
iheartglasses 0
5 has the best idea! Just beat out the deodorant part and replace it with the IcyHot part :)
potsmoker1 0
no just tell the guy u know what he's being doing and if he doesn't stop u will beat him down but violence isn't the answer
babyyappld 7
**go through the fatty's desk
ImaginaryFoe 1
Erm, what?
juliaaalove 8
exactly what I was thinking #13
laurieloulou 0
if violence isn't the answer then why say you'll beat him down??? I like the glue stick idea.
Jimboom 12
Complain to HR. Perhaps you can get his fat ass fired... or at the very least disciplined.
fritz2 0
shutup you just sound like an idiot
wwerulez14 6
Actually Fritz, he did not sound like an idiot. The fact that you couldn't capitalize the first letter of your sentence, separate the words "shut" and "up", and for not ending your sentence with a period, makes YOU look like an idiot.
iluvme4never 0
You sound like a much bigger idiot, moron.
whatyotalkinbout 0
if he's sweaty, why are you complaining that he uses deodorant? would you prefer that he stinks of sweat?
maybaybe 0
she would prefer it if he used his OWN deodorant
wwerulez14 6
Because sweat itself is just secreted water. But it's what's usually IN the sweat that makes it gross; bacteria. Your skin is covered in bacteria 24/7, so why would he want someone else's bacteria-filled sweat on THEIR deodorant? That's just unsanitary.
beeffyboy 0
would u rather him ask?
koji8123 0
①② ≡ WIN