Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.
FunkyAndFresh 7
What a douche.
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Comments (103)
newmandotcom 6
So FYL because someone who is obviously illiterate can't spell?
Meme1988 18
No, fhl because someone wrote on his locker (4 times)
friedbunnies 9
Pahahahaahahahahahaha
WaSiSimiLang 8
Suck to be you op, that person is a dooshberg... Wait... Am I doing it right?
funnynesh 10
Ha ha. *sarcasm intended*
mercsl65 7
id smile knowing that im at least i KNOW without a doubt im smarter than one guy
bettyboop428 24
Your grammar must not reflect your intelligence then.
ragzy 7
29 - That hurt to read.
WCARlover 35
So the douchey thing to do would be to write the correct spelling of the word beside the misspelled ones
Dawnxxoo 11
well he did his best!
rattusrattus 19
"'Dooshbag'? No... 'Doshebag'? That doesn't look right. Is it 'duuchebag'? 'Doushbag'? I know! 'Douchebag'!" These misspellings all look somewhat German or Dutch...
Speedylunar 19
I don't know how good your Dutch is, but, in answer to your statement: No, they don't. Also, congratulations on being the 15th person to make the same exact joke!
funnynesh 10
Actually he/she was the 4th person to make that joke but still once is enough.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Don't be such a Deutschebag.
OfficeNinja 5
You should post a note somewhere near the lockers showing how to properly spell the word. Include a picture of the misspelled scribble on your locker. Then suggest to management that the company should give everybody a mandatory test on basic English language skills - and fire the lowest scoring people so they can be replaced with people who are not dumb asses. That is what I would do.
Jiinxx 8
I would have gotten a good laugh from it if I were in your position. F their lives, not yours.
jimmy513 1
So true
mileena 7
Today, I was grafitying some dooshbag's locker...
antwon86 4
You spelt douche bag wrong. This was a comment about the word. F your life for being an idiot.
laurensauren 9
She did it on purpose..
ZoeElizabeth 0
40- your a moron, she did it on purpose.
l0v3p4in 7
*He did it on purpose. Mileena looks like a girl's name and even has a girl's pic, but refers to himself as a 'mister.'
bizarre_ftw 22
It's likely a joke or a troll... And who checks the profile before responding 90% of the time anyway?
antwon86 4
#89's comment was correct. I was trolling you. Mission accomplished.