Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
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Top comments
bas504 14
Surprises me that they're concerned about the note rather than the pee on the floor.
dudeutookhrs 24
How'd you get caught?
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dudeutookhrs 24
How'd you get caught?
DMDiaz 15
I don't see how this is a bad thing
TheCrazier 3
plot twists. besides the boss there is only one other employee besides OP
aGMAELSTR0M 10
One thing that I've never been able to fathom is how grown men can piss all over the toilet and floor in a bathroom and think it's completely okay.
BananEnigma 24
Women do it too by "hovering" over the seat. It's disgusting, and they usually don't even bother cleaning of the seat itself.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Grown men? Hell I don't think I've been in our restroom at work once without piss being on at least ONE of the seats and we sit down!
SixthSinEnvy 39
#6 Hovering isn't gross, the fact bitches can't wipe the seat if they sprinkle, however, is gross. No one wants to clean your piss.
kirkaygri 18
And the fact that toilet seats are deigned so germs can't survive on them. It makes the whole hover thing completely useless. It's just gross.
SnailMail 12
#8 they didn't say hovering is gross. They said the women who do it too (sprinkle on the seat) because they've hovered is gross
jazalea8 16
You can still pick up an STD from a seat.
BananEnigma 24
Cleaning off** whoops. Corrected spelling.
xxxxqazwsxedc1 8
No you can't. It has to be sexually related thus an Sexually Transmitted Disease
BananEnigma 24
#25: Thanks, that's exactly what I meant. Don't know what #8's issue is.
facehit 4
my husband does it all the time! I told him and he blamed my son, then caught himself doing it.
SixthSinEnvy 39
#42 Who said I had an issue? I was just weighing in my thoughts.
bas504 14
Surprises me that they're concerned about the note rather than the pee on the floor.
annielies 16
Urine a lot of trouble!
Bubbilility 27
Being a little pissy there?
DerpTheDestroyer 4
Sounds to me like he's pissed off
Arkham_Callabero 15
It was probably the person who wrote you up if they took so much of an offense to it.
ShortieRose 30
In a lot of Ladies rooms I've seen the sign "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"...
nonsensical 26
I've never seen that before and I think it should be everywhere. Hell, it'd make them feel good about cleaning up after themselves!
Mauskau 36
My toilets at work have signs to clean up after yourself, to remember to flush, use the brush if you make a mess, and not to flush certain things. Reminders that really shouldn't need to be given but people still ignore them.
Fredrick010 9
So they care more about you leaving a note in the bathroom than someone pissing on the floor? That's totally backwards.
vegantreegirl 26
Yup. Sounds like California.