Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
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Top comments
WallyQ 18
Two wrongs don't make a right, but I guess two wrongs does get you detention!
Wutdafuqq 24
Serves you right for trying to be a good samaritan.
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Comments (10)
Wutdafuqq 24
Serves you right for trying to be a good samaritan.
Sidneyr 14
No good deed goes unpunished
WallyQ 18
Two wrongs don't make a right, but I guess two wrongs does get you detention!
sousaphonist 14
Been there, done that
helveeta 11
Once in 7th grade I was applying black lipstick in the bathroom, a teacher walked in and there happened to be graffiti written in what appeared to be black lipstick on the mirror. Yep I got detention.
waleedma 18
Why didn't you just report it??
Diddilydoo 1
Why the hell did he come into the stall when you were using it?
egnur_mas 19
No good deed goes unpunished.
extremereviews 26
Teachers use the same bathrooms as students at your school?