Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
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Top comments
ChihiruLee 0
Um yea, next time don't give darth vadar your number and you won't have to worry about your callers undermining your great powers.
Maddoctor 10
That's awesome.
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Comments (56)
Maddoctor 10
That's awesome.
megashroom 6
Playing that game, Sir was a bad descision, it sucks.
glen12 0
how is it a fml? either answere yr damn phone normaly u don't possess the force all call back the called id
tomisbetterthanu 0
How can you say that? this game is decent :D
ComMed 0
your a fcking idiot
zebra_pillow 0
lol just walk through automatic doors you'll feel better cause at least they will move when you try to use the force
AVainAttempt 0
win
Enoch134 0
I walked into an automatic door before then it opened
reyemrein 0
the OP sounds like the kind of person who would try to slam a revolving door if they were angry
Maddoctor 10
Wow, how is it that NONE of your people's comments have anything to do with mine? At least make them relevant when trying to get them at the top of the page.
Tripout 0
For your sake, I sure do hope nothing POPPED OUT while using "THE FORCE" -dramatic background music-
ravinderkaler 0
the game is incredible, the fml is retarded.
MotherRussia 0
fail
killpro 0
may the force be with you young Jedi!!
ChihiruLee 0
Um yea, next time don't give darth vadar your number and you won't have to worry about your callers undermining your great powers.
zebra_pillow 0
best comment ever
tisiphone_fml 0
The best I've ever done is unconsciously think "ctrl z" after jacking something up. Therefore, you are by far more awesome than I am. (This 'fml' made my day.)
yeahidgaf 0
hahahaha lol yee may the force be with u FYL
Cherry12345 0
At least we know the person calling wasn't a girl.
Enoch134 0
win lol but doubt u get much either
deathcab7 0
im not getting it... there must be something i missed. maybe its the fact that i have never seen starwars?
ChihiruLee 0
The force is like Telekinesis or ESP. Able to move objects with your mind, sense "Dark things" to come and flip yourself around. Jedi are ninja's in backwards snuggies. Sometimes they have mullets. The point is Op was so engrossed in his game he tried to summon his phone using his "powers."
Cherry12345 0
Virgin alert! Virgin alert!
Aggriken 0
this seems like it belongs more on MLIA.
youdidwhatnow 0
Exactly! They're always talking about Star Wars and Harry Potter.
PsychoMerk 0
I go for the nerds ;) they're the best.
Guerilla8 0
Damn. Your life sucks.