Today, in an effort to try and get fit, I was doing yoga on my carpet when my foot slipped. It went under my radiator, which peeled the skin off my heel like peeling a potato. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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cuz803 46
Awww I'm so sorry OP. I hope your wounds heal soon, and you can get in shape :)
socialproduct 19
Upwards of 20lbs, btw.
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Comments (70)
PulpFact 8
Why's your radiator on in August? Oh yeah... Blackpool
Bearsmomma 30
why would you assume it was?
trucker2 33
Stationary object....
tranced_ 45
I'm a potato and I'm so offended!
suckceed 17
I'm genuinely horrified by that description.
Quicky5_ 16
I cringed so hard, I hope it heals up soon!
pinkpineapple 4
thanks for the image
itchmcrotch 13
Maybe if you wore socks you wouldn't have this problem. Disgusting.
ClairvoyantVamp 19
1- I know absolutely no one who wears socks while doing yoga. 2- On many surfaces socks are more slippery than bare feet, and the radiator could have sliced through the sock as well, not that this was a foreseeable problem. 3- I'm genuinely concerned that you find bare feet disgusting. Personally, I think most feet look kinda weird, and yes, some feet are just plain gross, but the mere thought of bare feet should not inspire such a comment.
dudeutookhrs 24
That made my whole body tingle, cringe, and shudder. Speedy recovery OP!
IndridWarm 23
Something similar has happened to my hand... Getting that healed is ugly. You have my full sympathy.
finalyearsofhate 22
Ouch.. I think you need a bigger space and a mat so you don't slip again. Don't get discouraged though. And hey, that's basically what pedicures do, so you saved a few bucks there ?. But seriously, feel better soon.
finalyearsofhate 22
I doubt op had the heat going in the middle of August though..