Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
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perdix 31
Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.
nateylovesporn 1
I think she's trying to tell you something..
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nateylovesporn 1
I think she's trying to tell you something..
bitchesbecrazy2 4
That she loves the sweater and is going to wear for the rest of her life? Gold star to whomever recognizes this as sarcasm, ugly sweater to whomever takes it seriously
YacL 15
Where the hell is my gold star?
graham11 14
http://cdn1.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/christmas-sweater.jpg
Pandaloverr 0
Who has a ugly sweater photoshoot in the FIRST place ?!?
taptaptapity 2
22-Hey Kid, your cap is still on that bottle! How precious, your trying to be hardcore or something, awwww.
bitchesbecrazy2 4
116, cap ain't on the bottle? And yeah, cuz no high schoolers drink or anything I'm totally trying to be hard core, haven't you ever seen American pie or anything like that? Or maybe you just think I am cuz you didn't when you were 17, better luck trying to troll next time :(
Humanspider 18
LMAO! Stop buying ugly sweaters for people. They will hate you for it.
Damn_Hippster 11
Ohhh, STOP buying ugly sweaters. All this time I thought people enjoyed a good old fashion ugly sweater. Who knew?
myoukei 31
people shouldn't really buy clothing for someone in general if they don't know their tastes... =_=
bossroyd 4
My grandmother buys me ugly sweaters all the time but I don't hate her...
perdix 31
Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.
kickazz16 15
From the person who ran away from their crazy scissor carrying neighbor!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Yay! Perdix!
parduezs 6
*peridox
graham11 14
Umm perdix is his username...
boredblonde 17
you shoulda have been like "oh be right back, I know of an uglier sweater I have," and came back with one she gave you!
raaawwwrrZ 8
Who said anyone gave op a sweater??
duhWINNING2_fml 9
Ownd.
tehrealone 6
This isn't a place for questions 18, don't be so particular
StalinsHeir 1
No. Just no. Sorry but that was lame.
graham11 14
Not everyone receives sweaters for their birthdays...
bamxitsxandreaa 8
I'm with #89...I get money, I've never gotten a sweater for my birthday in my life.
JhunnySuperman 0
Your really that bored and blondw that you had to make a dumb comment like that???
zombicidal 11
it was not the best time to wear a stripped sweater
bitchesbecrazy2 4
but the best time to where a striped sweater is all the time
alliewillie 22
One with a little turtleneck... That's the kind.
ArielTheMermaid 17
'One with a collar, turtleneck! That's the kind.....cuz when you're weeeeeearing! That one....special...sweater'
graham11 14
Stripped sweater= wearing no sweater at all
zombicidal 11
wow my bad I fail I went by the auto correct recommendation so *striped
jokerdull 0
I like to call this little number 'Striped Sweater'
blackheart24 10
Careful, your neighbor might chase you down the street with scissors because she doesn't like your ugly sweater!
Keyman1212 14
Hey, I actually enjoy wearing ugly sweaters.
HahaHokayThen 10
Your friend probably didn't realize it was from you! I don't know how half the things in my closet got there, haha
nick268 4
It's ok, not everyone can have a sense of fashion, but you can make your friends look more trendy by standing next to them. That's a talent.
animalover721 3
No offense, but really, who wants a sweater for their birthday? It's thoughtful and all, but c'mon, a sweater?
BayleeWasHere 1
"But come on"- a bunny pic? LAME!!! LOSER!! HAHA!!!
andzander 1
"but come on"- a fag picture? LAME! LOSER!! HAHAHA!!