Today, in an effort to try and get fit, I was doing yoga on my carpet when my foot slipped. It went under my radiator, which peeled the skin off my heel like peeling a potato. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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cuz803 46
Awww I'm so sorry OP. I hope your wounds heal soon, and you can get in shape :)
socialproduct 19
Upwards of 20lbs, btw.
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cuz803 46
Awww I'm so sorry OP. I hope your wounds heal soon, and you can get in shape :)
chuka81 27
Think about it, the more skin you lose, the less heavy you become. So you're losing weight in the most painful way possible.
cuz803 46
I don't think losing skin is healthy and the best way for OP to get in shape
socialproduct 19
Never thought I'd have a reason to Google "how much does skin weigh"... but here we are.
socialproduct 19
Upwards of 20lbs, btw.
AliakaiX 2
I can't believe you googled it
Jstick 10
Idk why people are disliking this comment, it's obviously a joke to make light of the situation
Mathusse 14
I'm sorry for that painful experience OP, though I'm sure it will heal soon. Good luck with your peeled potato heel.
Scarylizard1798 23
Hey ur trying to get fit and that's what matters! Don't give uo
thatannoyingdude 19
Sell it to a cannibal, make profit, repeat.
_EnderDoge 22
#10: Pretty edgy, this.
cuz803 46
Why would anybody sell skin? Even too a cannibal? Peculiar on OP's part
GottSegneDich 3
To*
ThunderLightTSV 31
That sounds traumatic. I need eye bleach now. Hope you're okay OP.
Lalala579121 28
Why would you need eye bleach for a sound?
ThunderLightTSV 31
The image of excessive amounts of peeled skin
JothamHousden 17
That's too much detail...
Miss_Whipped 43
Maybe the Internet isn't the place for you.
awesomeamandas 37
it wouldn't have been made an fml if there were less detail.
chrisbeaudoin 26
Today, I was doing yoga when my foot hit the radiator and the skin peeled. FML. Doesn't sound as bad or entertaining, eh?
DravensTheName 16
That made me gag a little
aredvulpix 23
I will never get that out of my head. Good luck, OP
kusje 31
Maybe just running outside is safer than doing yoga in the hostile environment that is your home. Might also work a bit better in favour of getting fit.