DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rochester, United States
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
CC
Southfield, United States
Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML
charapos
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
SnappyMcOuches
That had to hurt
Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML
Anonymous
A day in the life
Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML
Burton
Heavy phone, dude
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
ouch.
Stamford, United States
Not my day, is it?
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
It's lather, rinse, repeat, OP, not lather, rinse, drop on your feet. I can see where the confusion came from though, those darn rhymes :p
Lobby_Bee 18
Their fault! They didn't put a "caution, slippery when wet" label on the bottle. I think you should lawyer up.
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Comments (7)
WCARlover 35
It's lather, rinse, repeat, OP, not lather, rinse, drop on your feet. I can see where the confusion came from though, those darn rhymes :p
Cali 57
Oh come on now, you've got to be able to come up with something better than that!
Gundala Sai Ramya 6
hope the shampoo leaves your hair as strong as the box it was in
Lobby_Bee 18
Their fault! They didn't put a "caution, slippery when wet" label on the bottle. I think you should lawyer up.
Hamstermomma 1
Don't feel so bad. I fractured my foot while pooping.
Alup132 22
You know what they say, don't drop the soap!
species4872 20
At least you didn't fracture your foot by trying to get it out of your mouth.