Today, I discovered an effective form of body hair removal. I discovered that my three-year-old daughter is strong enough to pull off a major clump of my leg hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML
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bfsd42 20
Fun Fact: Young children used to have scissor hands, for this very purpose, until the invention of the razor, wherein, evolution took control and transformed their hands into cute little feelers. Google it.
Teyros 24
5 finger discount on hair removal, but not pain!
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Teyros 24
5 finger discount on hair removal, but not pain!
toastbrot 9
after shaving, waxing and sugaring comes now, entirely new: toddlering!
bfsd42 20
Fun Fact: Young children used to have scissor hands, for this very purpose, until the invention of the razor, wherein, evolution took control and transformed their hands into cute little feelers. Google it.
DravensTheName 16
Googled and can confirm.
idiotstar123 18
I tried to google it but couldn't get the right wording
bfsd42 20
The correct wording is "blue waffle". It refers to the tasty treat the kids would get for their work.
Lalala579121 28
And all children were named Edward.
Dr_Awesome654 24
Gotta do what you gotta do to save money.
jazmin27 9
yikes, at least it'll grow back soon enough!
joeyl2008 29
Buy a stand at the mall and rent her out.
BabyCakes818 16
It's obviously time to shave the legs if that happened..
jentrynicole 20
Not all men shave their legs. I don't know of any cultures off the top of my head that it's a common practice in fact.
Lalala579121 28
That's what the child is for.
ambeerr 14
at least it's better than having a clump of head hair being yanked out
hoosiergirl94 31
Bitches...
Procryon 10
What doesn't kill you makes you, yeah no, sorry OP that sucks. FYL
waleedma 18
Reading this hurts me!!!